1. When life gives you lemons, well... MAKE LEMONADE! Duh.
2. I hate nerds who cover up their answers. Like bro, let's work together man!
3. Don't go to sleep mad, stay up and plot your revenge.
4. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all day.
5. I'm not sexist, because sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for men.
6. No shit, Sherlock.
7. Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
8. School is my drug, my beds my dealer, and my alarm clocks the police.
9. Single in the womb, single till the tomb.
10. I'm so jealous of chairs. They get so much ass during school compared to me.
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