1. Buy a sword.
Next, name it Kindess.
And finally, kill people with Kindness.
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2. Not sure if my parents was kids or... Slaves.
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3. Why do people in horror movies yell out,"Hello?" As if the killers' going to say," Hey, I'm in the kitchen! Makin' myself a nice little sandwich."
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4. If you fall, I'll be there.
-Floor
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5. I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything. Like c'mon if you want my autograph, just ask.
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6. Why are scary movies always filmed at home, jail, or at work? I want one to be recorded at Walmart. Like...
"Clean up aisle 13"
"But sir, there's no aisle 13..."
*Dramatic music*
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7. In boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills.
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8. Fun thing to do:
Put sticky notes on people's cars saying,"Sorry for the damage done." Then, watch them search for it.
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9. Light switch: Baby, you turn me on.
Light bulb: Baby, you light up my world.
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10. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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Damn, bros. Thanks for 1K reads. That's awesome! Damn. I'm speechless... Not really. It's basically impossible for me to not talk. It's really hard.
Ok, so. Um... GOATS! Yeah, goats. Let's talk about goats. Uh, their white. Yeah, white. And this ain't being racist either cuz they're no black goats in the world. Right? I don't look up 'goats' on Google. Sorry.
And they have beards. And four legs. And eyeballs. And horns. I know so much about goats. Peace out!
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