1. When people say plz because it's shorter than please, I say no because it's shorter than yes.
2. My friends pushed me and said MYSPACE! I slapped her with my magazine and yelled FACEBOOK!
3. My friends called me immature... Guess who's not allowed to play Pokèmon with me anymore?!
4. Don't trust your heart, it's not on the RIGHT side.
5. Those who criticize our generation, forgot who raised it.
6. A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.
7. They say love is worth more than money. Bullshit. Have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
8. The best way to lie is to tell the truth... Carefully edited truth.
9. Don't argue with a idiot. He/she will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
10. I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried, then hugged me and my sister.
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My backpack broke in school. Like the handle on it is off and the left strap is like halfway ripped. So I got a new Gator one. It's pretty cool with the colors white and gray. Yay! Personal life stories! Peace out!
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HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
