1. Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where trains stop. I have a desk, it's called the work station.
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3. Marriages are made in heaven. Then again, so are lightning and thunder.
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4. A expert is someone who takes something you understand and turn it into something confusing.
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5. We never really grow up; we just know how to act in public.
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6. Rule #1 I'm always right.
Rule #2 If I'm wrong, go back to number one.
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7. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.
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8. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question and 'Yes' is the answer.
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9. War is not right, it only determines who's left.
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10. My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
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No, my mom didn't really call me a son of a bitch. That was just a joke. Imagine if she did, that'll be pretty funny. Anyways, I was thinking once I get to chapter 50 or 100 I'll start a book 2. So chapter 50 or 100?
Right now, we're at like 36 or something. Serious stuff aside, let's talk about anime. If you don't know, which you probably don't unless you know me in real life, I'm a big anime fan. Not super big that I have sculptures, posters, ect.
I watch anime, that counts right? Sword Art Online is cool. It made me cry like a lot in the second season. The apps I use are Crunchyroll and Netflix, using the IPhone 5. Why was I talking about this anyways? Oh yeah, because I'm a complete idiot that talks about the world's randomiest shit! That wasn't even a word, randomiest.
PUTTING A END TO THIS! No, I'm not going to kill myself. Peace out!
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The World's Funniest Shit
HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
