1. If a girl is pissed at you for no reason, she's probably on her period.
2. DRINK COFFEE! DO STUPID THINGS WITH MORE ENERGY!
3. Just skipping through the Terms & Conditions because I'm a fearless bastard.
4. When you don't like someone, borrow their shoes and try to walk a mile in them. That way, you have their shoes.............. And your terribly far away from them.
5. Money may not buy happiness, but it does buy the Internet, and that is pretty much the same thing.
6. When life knocks me down, I usually stay there and take a nap.
7. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
8. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
9. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at boxing.
10. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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Hey, guys. So right now I'm on Thanksgiving Break, which means, no school for two whole weeks! And by that I mean I play Minecraft and spend my time on my phone the whole time and no waking up early in the morning.
That's my life. Seriously. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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