1. Guy: Does your feet hurt? Cuz you've been runnin in my head all day.
Girl: Yeah. It's quite hard chasing people in nightmares.
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2. Guy: I think those jeans would look nice on my bedroom floor.
Girl: Great! You can buy it at Walmart for 10 bucks.
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3. Guy: Hey, I think I know you... Aren't you my next girlfriend?
Girl: Next girlfriend? I think you were dumped for a reason.
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4. Guy: Well, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
Girl: For Harry Styles to give me a hug and for you to go back from where you came from.
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5. Guy: Your eyes are like an ocean and I'm lost in it.
Girl: My eyes are brown, you moron!
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6. Guy: Stop! You're being arrested for being too hot.
Girl: And you're being murdered for being too ugly.
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7. Guy: Hey! We're both here for the same reasons!
Girl: Yeah, let's go pick up some chicks!
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8. Guy: Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl: No, but I have some salt.
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9. Guy: Hey, do you-
Girl: I'm taken.
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10. Guy: Your the girl of my dreams.
Girl: Go back to sleep.
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I uploaded a new book called Music Lyrics. It's for those that have trouble finding good music to listen too. So check it out if you can.
Today, unfortunately, I don't have any WONDERFUL stories to tell you. But I'll just tell you about other awesome shit I've been doing. I just started The Walking Dead on Netflix. Yeah, I know I'm slow. I didn't think it was interesting at all before I watched it. I was bored so I decided to try it out and so far it's awesome. But some shit is just so unrealistic it pisses me off.
So I'll be screaming and shouting crap to my phone and people just stare at me like I'm crazy. It doesn't help either that I have my earbuds on.
The part where the zambies, yes zambies, ate the horse was just disgusting. Poor horse. Autocorrect doesn't really like the word "zambies" does it. Well zambies are cooler than zombies. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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