1. When I'm around you, I can't think straight- literally.
2. Les-bi-honest. You were checking me out, weren't you?
3. Excuse me? Can you help me? I got a really serious itch that's buried deep inside my butt.
4. You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream into my mouth.
5. Real men eat me.
6. Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
7. I've got a oral exam later, can I practice with you?
8. Can I ride your joystick?
9. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
10. Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?
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Listening to Story of My Life by One Direction writing this. Coincidence? Maybe not. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Please don't get angry at me, those 1D fangirls.
Their songs aren't bad. They're quite good, at least better than me singing. I don't know why people hate on them.
So the other day, I was watching Naruto, and like every single character is so fucking deep. I'm not even kidding, they basically give you so many life lessons. Like don't trust people with weird snake-like characteristics. And always write on a frog's back when you're about to die. (Spoiler!) But yeah, every person is like so smart and emotional and all that jazz, while I'm sitting here like a herp de derp.
Somehow, Naruto pisses me off. He needs to mind his own god damn business. Like, really, when duck hair boy want to leave to give his body away to kill his brother, Naruto can go mind his own buzz. Like bro, it's his own fucking problem, not yours. Peace out!
*Brofist*
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