1. Bro : Where have you been all my?
Girl : Hiding from you.
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2. Bro : Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Girl : That's why I don't go there anymore.
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3. Bro : Can I buy you a drink?
Girl : I'll rather have your money.
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4. Bro : I'm a photographer, and I've been looking for a face like yours.
Girl : So have I and I'm a plastic surgeon.
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5. Bro : Hey, hot stuff.
Girl : Um... Hi. Bye.
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6. Bro : Hey, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Girl : Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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7. Bro : Don't be shy, ask me out!
Girl : Ok. Get out.
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8. Bro : I think I can make you very happy.
Girl : Why? Are you leaving?
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9. Bro : Can I have your name?
Girl : Why? Don't you have your own?
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10. Bro : Hi, sexy.
Girl : Um sorry, but that's not my name. Wrong person. Bye.
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