1. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes!
Damn I'm good at telling lies.
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2. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours belongs in the zoo,
Don't be mad,
I'll be there too,
Not in a cage,
But laughing at you.
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3. My darling, my lover, my wife :
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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4. I see your face when I'm sleeping,
Maybe that's why I always wake up screaming.
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5. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name isn't Dave,
This is really random,
Microwave.
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6. Oh loving beauty, you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
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7. I like you,
Just kidding,
You smell like poo,
Mixed with honey and dew.
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8. Kind, intelligent, and hot,
That describes everything your not.
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9. Roses are red,
Violets are fucking purple,
There's shit all over the bed,
There's a headache in my head,
What happened last night?
All I see is white.
Was I drunk?
Why does my friend look like a punk?
And on the floor there's piss,
You know what?
Fuck this.
( I actually did this! I'm so pro )
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10. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But please keep that paper bag on your face.
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