My Bloody Vampire

Chapter 16 : Juicy

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Chapter 16 : Juicy

After school, Evelyn forced me to follow her home and wants me to tell her how was my 'progress' with Xavier.

"You have to tell me right now missy ! I want to hear every single JUICY bit of it." She grinned as we sat down on her bed that smelled like lavender.

Yes. I smelt her bed before. Surprisingly, it wasn't that bad.

"Okay. Okay. Calm your tits first." I put my hands in a defense way.

"Fine. Now TELL ME." She said eagerly.

"How barbaric. Okay, so first things first. He asked me to be my girlfriend." I said flatly.

She had her mouth hung open widely, tons of flies could go in and poop there. I don't even know if flies can poop.

"Honey, close that stinky mouth of yours." I patted her head and laughed.

She immediately snap it shut and said "How did he asked you ? Like did he bring you out to a romantic dinner ? Did he kiss you ? Did you say yes ? Wait. Of course you did. Okay, forget I asked that. Did you guys have se-" I cut her off before she could finish the word.

"What did I say just now ?" I crossed my arms.

"Calm my tits. Yes. Okay. Now GO ON." She said impatiently.

I rolled my eyes and begin."Okay, so he brought me to this awesome wooden house that smelt like wood and-"

"What do you mean smelt like wood ? Obviously it smells like wood because it's made out of wood." She pointed out.

I gave her an annoyed look. "Okay, sorry. Continue." She apologized.

"As I was saying, the house smelt like wood and-"

Evelyn snickered softly and I gave her an angry face.

"WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING EVERY FIVE SECONDS ?" I boomed.

"Okay ! Okay ! I really am sorry." She put her hands in defense and sank down quietly.

I exhaled loudly and said "You know what ? I don't think this is going to work out. Just pretend that we did all the lovey dovey shit, okay ?"

"What ? No ! You promised me you'll tell me." She cried out.

"Well, sorry. But someone just cannot stop disturbing me while I was talking." I snapped at her sarcastically.

"Let's just watch vine videos." I concluded.

"Yay ! I love vine videos !" Evie claps like a 3 year old.

I rolled my eyes and took out my iPad and lean against the bed frame with her and opened the Vine app.

"I wanna watch Rudy's video first." Said Evie.