Laugh A Little Bit

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HAVE A LAUGH!
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“When I was little my dad told me Jesus was there with us in the room. I didn’t understand, so I asked, ‘Daddy, are you Jesus?’ He laughed and said no. Still confused, I then asked, ‘Daddy, am I Jesus?’”
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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~An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you

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An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you."
God said, "OK, let me see you do it."
So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
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 Get your own dirt!"~

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Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. 
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless
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 Ruthless~

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Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
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