〰Drunk Megan's POV〰
I was giggling and James was laughing. I was stumbling and James was trying to catch me. I was singing on top of my voice and James was covering his ears because as I quote him "His eardrums will start playing drums!". People beside us on the dance floor were glaring at us but I didn't care and neither did James who was doing the chicken dance.
"James! That was the awesomest chicken dance I have ever seen!" I squeal and pull his cheeks.
"Is 'awesomest' even a word!?" He pouts and furrows his eyebrows. Ermighad! He looked so freakin' cute doing that!
"I don't know and I don't care!" I slurred.
"I don't think it is!" He said still furrowing his eyebrows. He looked so eatable that time! Aw! Coochie-coo!
"You're such a cutie pie!" I squeal and pull his cheeks again. His cheeks were so chubby! I want to pull them all day longgg. . .
"What!?" He asks.
"YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE PIE!" I scream on top of my lungs and giggle. James is also laughing like crazy. Suddenly someone taps on my shoulder. I turn to see a huge guy standing there! Woah! He was so freakin' huge! Oh.My.God. He is KING KONG!
"Ma'am, I'm sorry but I'll have to escort you and your friend over here out of the club. You guys are making way too much noise!" He said but all I cared about was that he was KING KONG!
"JAMESSSS!" I screamed.
"WHAT!?" He screamed back.
"JAMIE! LOOK AT HIM!" I screamed and pointed towards King Kong.
"WHAT ABOUT HIM!?" He screamed.
"JAMIE, HE IS KING KONGG!" I squealed, completely awestruck.
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT!" He screams and looks at King Kong with wide eyes.
"DOUBLE K!" I squeal and hug King Kong.
"Ma'am I am not King Kong. Please let go of me and get out of this club." He said in a stern tone.
"Hey! Talk to the lady with respect!" James said in a slurry stern tone and stumbled towards me and pulled me off King Kong.
"Hey! No! King Kong! At least just hit your chest for me! I want to hear your roar!" I scream.
"Okay, that's enough! I won't take your bullshit anymore!" King Kong screamed and pulled me away from James and put me over his shoulder while taking James by the collar.
"Hey! King Kong! Put me down! James!" I screamed as I hit King Kong's back with my fists.
"Leave me!" I heard James screaming. I sensed King Kong taking us away from the music and a breath of fresh air hit me.
"Put.Me.Down! Now!" I screamed at King Kong and he just threw me on the ground on my ass, smirked and went away. Ow! My bum! I turned to see James also lying beside me.
"My bum!" I screamed.
"Your bum?" James asked as he foreword his eyebrows again.
"Yeah, King Kong dropped me on my bum and went away!" I pouted.
"Damn King Kong!" He said and I don't know why but at his words I started giggling like crazy. He looked at me with a weird look but start laughing again.
Soon, me and James were laughing our asses off, lying on the floor. It was literally ROFLMAO! James calmed down and got up.
"Give me a hand!" I said and outstretched my hand towards him. He picks me up but I stumble on him when I get up and again we start giggling like crazy.
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Somewhere Along The Road (Completed and editing)
HumorBest friends Megan, Corrie (short for Corrine) and Emily made a pact not too long ago; A pact of a road trip once they graduate from high school. They have been planning this for months. The three of them out on the road, having the time of their li...
