Genital Hygiene

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"Goodmorning" I greet Mali as I make my way down the stairs. 

Calum is still upstairs sleeping in his room, considering all of the things that happened last night I didn't want to wake him up, he may be tired, if you get what I mean. I stole one of his tshirts and went downstairs to get some orange juice. 

"Goooooooodmorning how was last night - I mean your night?" Mali winks. 

"Pretty good, it was a great party" I reply not realising why she is so jumpy, I open the fridge door and pull out the orange juice. 

"Sounds like it must've been a pretty good after party huh" Mali wriggles her eyebrows.

What? Wait. No. She didn't. My cheeks flush a bright red.

"Uh" I place the orange juice on the counter and open the cupboard beneath the sink to take out a cup, "Yeah" 

"So how was he?" Mali bumps her arm next to mine. 

"Was who?" I try to play it off like I didn't know what she was talking about. 

"Oh you know who! Calum!" She slaps my arm. 

"Mali! That's your brother!" 

"My brother, your boyfriend what's the difference? You guys did the DEED!" 

"Shhh! You might wake him up!" 

"With the noise you two were making when I got home, I'm pretty sure that he's fast asleep"

I feel like my cheeks are on fire, I pour the orange juice in to my cup, "How was YOUR night?" 

"It was" Mali twirls around, "Fabulous" Her eyes glimmer in the light. 

"Oh really now?" I raise my eyebrows and sit up on the counter top. 

"And it's all thanks to you" 

"Me? What did I do?" 

"You introduced me to X silly!" Mali nudges my shoulder. 

"Well you're welcome then" I bow, "What are you up to today?" 

"Xavier" She replies. 

"I asked what you were UP to not WHAT you were DOING" I joke. 

"Oi!" He pokes the side of my stomach. 

I put my hands up in defeat, "You said it not me!" 

We laugh it off, before loud thuds come from the stairs. 

"It's either the hulk, or Calum" Mali says. 

"He wishes he were as big as the hulk" I tease. 

"Hey!" Calum complains as he makes his way into the kitchen, "The hulk wishes HE was as big as me" He grabs an apple as he walks over to Mali and I. 

"That's what she said!" I shout out. 

"You most definitely know the truth about that" Calum takes a bit out of his apple, before kissing my forehead. 

"EWWWWWW" Mali and I exclaim at the same time. 

Calum walks to the fridge chuckling, "What are we doing today?" 

"Studio, for the both of us" I reply, taking a sip from my cup. 

"Mali?" Calum pokes his head out from the fridge. 

"I've gotta go hand something in at uni, then I'll probably catch up with X after, speaking of that I've gotta get going" She gives me a hug and kiss on the cheek, "Bye guys see ya later" 

Mali grabs her keys and makes her way out of the house. Calum shuts the friday door and lifts me up off the kitchen counter in his arms. 

"Are you okay?" I slightly laugh, resting my arms around his neck. 

"Peachy" He grins before giving me a kiss on the lips. 

The kiss continues and then we hear a noise come from the living room. We pull apart, Calum holds onto my hand and we slowly walk to the living room. 

"Hello?" Calum calls out, "Helllllloooooo? Helllllll- FUCKING HELL MICHAEL!" 

"Oh christ!" I cover my eyes. 

"What's your problem?" Michael complains. 

"You're naked man! What did you get up to last night?!" Calum questions. 

Right as he finishes that question a girl comes out from the hallway bathroom, wearing Michael's shirt. 

"Goodmorning everyone!" She happily greets. 

"Right" I reply. 

Michael quickly slips on his underwear, I pick up what I believe is the girl's clothing, which isn't much to be honest and throw them at the her.

I lead her to the door, "Don't let the door hit ya on the way out" I salute her. 

"But-!" I close the door before she could speak anymore. 

"Dee?! What was that for!" Michael whines. 

"For the sake of your genital health!" I reply sternly. 

"Either way she was hot" Michael walks into the kitchen. 

"Go take a shower mister!" I push Michael up towards the stairs. 

"Bu-" 

"Shhhhhh" 

I turn around and see Calum giggling to himself. 

"What?" I put my hands to my waist. 

"Nothing" He places another kiss on my forehead before walking into the kitchen to find something to eat. 

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*DANCE STUDIO* 

"No freaking way" My jaw drops in utter disbelief. 

"They called me this morning" X replies. 

"Holy shit! Congratulations Dee!" Chris squeezes me tightly. 

"Oh my god" It seems that I can only speak with sentences that consist of three words. 

Apparently at the competition yesterday, people that manage the dance majors at NYU (New York University) were watching. Xavier said that they spotted me and called him this morning, to ask questions. 

"How did they get your number?!" I question. 

"Who cares! They're interested in taking you in as a student!" Jay grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me. 

"Exactly! And they said that they would like to come to the studio some time and check out your skills up close!" Xavier jumps up and down. 

"You're going to NEW YORK!" Deeg joins him. 

"Oh my god!" I shout and join them in jumping up and down. 

I've never really thought about going to school internationally, it would be absolutely amazing. 

WOW GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE ! OR READ OR WHATEVER :P BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING AND THIS CRAPPY CHAPTER DOESNT MAKE UP FOR WHAT I'VE PUT YOU GUYS THROUGH. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY IM TALKING IN CAPS ILL STOP now .... <3 I LOVE YOU ALL (i started talking in caps again didnt i ?) 

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