phan oneshots (book two)

Babysitting

"hi," Phil smiles entering in Dan's house, just kissing one on his cheeks to greet him.

"thanks for coming."

"it's okay, um, I don't have any experience with babies to be honest," he giggles and follows Dan who's going in his bedroom.

"do you think I have?" Dan asks sarcastically taking in his arms the little girl who was on his bed. "here she is."

"hey," phil smiles taking her hand. "she's so cute. what's her name?"

"it's Megan."

"like Megan Fox," Phil giggles taking her. "she's your cousin's daughter?"

"yes. and while she's with his husband having fun we have to take care of her, it's unfair."

"ugh."

"do you want to read the list of the things that we have to do?"

Phil nods taking it, while he reads Dan lies on the bed checking his phone. "there is a party at that snob girl's house tonight."

"I wasn't going anyways," Phil says.

"it would be fun, I think."

"staying with you is more fun," he smiles and lies next to him, he places Megan on his legs and starts playing with her. "she's so sweet, oh my god."

"she threw up milk before you came, also if you find her sweet you can change her diaper," Dan smiles hugging Phil.

"why does the list says 'not treat her like the other time, I trust you'?"

"because the other time I abandoned her on my bed and I felt asleep, let's not talk about it."

"oh my god," phil giggles and then changed the subject. "what do you want to do?"

"I'll order a pizza," he says taking his phone again. "and then we can watch Harry Potter."

"Harry Potter?"

"I'm in an Harry Potter mood right now."

"alright," Phil smiles.

after ordering the pizza and placing Harry Potter on the TV Dan took an armchair and made it comfortably non-dangerous for Megan so she'll not cry or annoy them. because after all, it's still a calm evening and he wants to spend it with Phil.

"someone knocked at the door," Phil notices. "I think it's the pizza."

"wait," Dan sobs annoyed going to the door, after paying and taking the pizza he can return on the couch. "pizza!"

"yay," Phil smiles. "Megan should eat too, I guess."

"let's feed our stomachs before," Dan says opening the box and taking a slice of it. "it looks so good."

"you have mozzarella all over you mouth," Phil giggles wiping it.

"thank you darling," Dan smiles innocently and continues to eat.

"I need water," he says getting up. "I'll make some milk for Megan, where is it?"

"in the bag."

Phil nods and after some minutes it's ready, while he walks in the living room again he takes Megan and brings her next to them, still in his arms.