roast urself challenge (thank u for 1k !!)

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omg this is probably so stupid but let's go OKAY (ps: I can spit fire but I cannot write raps to save my life jesus christ) (also I won't tag anyone happy 1k followers)

tagged by @HobisHearteu AND BY THE WAY I LOVED YOUR ROAST I FUCKING BOPPED THE WHOLE TIME OKAY LETS DO THIS

girl, you think you're smart
think you're creating "art"
well – I'll tell you what
you're not.
it sucks.

but you just do you,
existential piece of shit
you're on here all the time,
saying "fuck, it's getting lit"
but really, it's not
you're practically a robot
spitting out updates like you have to
when really no one cares, boo

aw shit, did I hurt your feelings?
no, because you have none
like your lack of friends, son
this got sad really really fast
but, it's the truth so you can kiss my ass

tear a page outta my book
don't ever chase your dreams
see where you are now? look –
everything ain't what it seems
you think you're famous
"1 thousand followers"
bitch are you kidding me?
you – you're just a wannabe

self promote your ass off
for so little payback
when you gonna realize
you ain't nothin but a very nice person
ha! bitch you thought,
or should I say – thot?
that's right, you a hoe
don't act like they don't know
they do, so stop, you ain't foolin' nobody
except maybe your mom. good job.

white bitch with daddy issues
"no one can relate!"
put it down on paper
say "haters gonna hate"
think you can take those comments?
those anonymous berates?
ha! really, you can't
you're as weak as this rap
so please take a fucking step back

your words, they hurt me
but not 'cause you're a "sa-vage"
I cringe, no really
don't even try to sal-vage
this

so go back to what you're good at
which is absolutely nothing
watch your life crumble before you
just like all the other fuck ups do

bitch.

[ mic drop ]

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