One DIErection (an anti fanfic)

Chapter 1

Chapter 1:

Maddie's POV:

I honestly don't know HOW I took over the world... It kinda.... Just happened. Well, long story for another time. I guess you could say I'm a dictator or whatever you call it, but I say I'm pretty fair in treating my people. Well, okay, not TOTALLY fair. If I hated you, you were gone. As In dead. But not everyone pisses me off. It takes a lot to make me angry and stuff like that.

My second in command is Renee. She hasn't fully gotten the concept of ruthlessness. She is kind of a softie. Can't say I blame her, her family kinda softened her up a bit.

Tia Is my War general and took care of the... Problems, so to speak. She was the toughest one in the group and I respected her for that.

Rayanne, Ginny, Gabby and Jillian all helped around when they could. They mostly kept prisoners at bay... No. I'm not sick in the head. Why ask that?

"Maddie?" Renee asked, walking into the darkened room.

"Yea?" I answered loudly.

"We lost them again." Renee winced.

"Are you serious!?" I growled. "How hard is it to catch a group of whiny girls!?"

"Tia's out now trying to capture them!" She smiled brightly.

"I'm sick of them." I muttered, more to myself then Renee. "Their stupid preppy looks, that whiny music."

"They aren't so..." Renee silenced as soon as I shot her a warning glance.

Oh, you're probobly confused as to whom we're talking about. Silly me, I almost forgot to mention my plot to kill One Direction! Oh come on. I'd be doing the world a favor. Who even likes that "best song ever" crap!?

Tia walked into the room, frustration on her face. "Nothing." She shook her head.

I almost slammed my head off my desk. How could they escape this easily!? How hard can this be!?

"Keep looking. Check the Directioners households. See if they're hiding them." I ordered, sending Tia off.

"Maddie, try not to be to..." Renee began.

"Insane? I'm afriad it's to late for that." I laughed in the midst of my anger.

"Irrational." Renee finished. "So they make crappy music, who cares?"

"I do." I glared daggers at her. "Don't defend them. I WON'T tolerate it."

"Of course not." Renee muttered under her breathe.

Renee's POV:

"I wish she'd get it through her thick skull that she can't just kill annoying people!" I complained to Rayanne as we walked down the hall.

"We hate them anyways." Rayanne shrugged. "It won't be to horrible."

Not even Rayanne would listen to me! And she was the most civil one! I couldn't believe this.

"What's amazing." Rayanne started. "Is that they've been alive this long!"

"Yea." I said flatly. Like that helped at all.

"Well, I'm turning in." Rayanne opened her door. "Night!"

"Night."