One DIErection (an anti fanfic)

Chapter 18

Chapter 18:

Renee's POV:

I held in a gasp when he turned away. My heart felt like... Like it'd been punched! Maybe I did love him? No...

"Ouch!" Liam yelped. "Watch it!"

"What's she do!?" Harry sprung to his feet.

"Sorry Liam." I muttered.

He drew his leg back, hiding a wince of pain. "Just go. In fine for the night."

I stood up and stormed out of the cave. I was helping them!? I could've turned them into Maddie by now! This is the thanks I get!?

"Renee!" I heard running foot steps behind me. "Sorry about Liam."

"Yea." I looked down at my Ugg boots, trying not to meet his gaze.

"How are you feeling after your swim?" He smiled crookedly.

Surprisingly, I laughed. "A little cough is all." I shrugged.

"Trooper." He smiled.

"I guess you could say that." I laughed again. I felt my stomach churn. Butterflies? Oh no. Please no.

"I'll uh... See you tomorrow night." I rushed away, ignoring the look of hurt on his face. This couldn't be happening.

Maddie's POV:

Renee burst through the door and immediately ran to her room. Odd. She usually talks to me a little about her sightings on patrol. Oh well. Maybe she's just really tired and stuff like that. Can't blame her. She takes the night patrol EVERY night. Well, I had a world to run. Can't spend my time worrying about her to much. I had to issue a few new laws and tweak a couple more. I guess that could wait. I still had a speech to write to! God dammit! This ain't all it's cracked up to be! Running the world is a pain in the...

Oops sorry. Arse. Happy? Sure. Good.

Anyway, the whole 1D thing is making me insane. Do I suck so much I can't find a group of idiots!? God! I'm to busy to look myself. My army clearly isn't getting anywhere either... I'd have to call in a trained professional... A bounty hunter.