Dragon Ball Z Oneshots

Goku x reader

IN THIS ONE SHOT THERE IS NO CHI-CHI AND ITS KINDA LAME... YEA :P

Goku? You said sitting down on your bed that you shared with the sayain.
Yes (y/n)? What is it? Goku said sitting down on your computer backwards with his body facing you.
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mm..I...uh... You fumbled a little bit with your words because you didn't know how he would react after you tell him the news.
Awww come on (y/n) you can tell me! He said getting really excited.
"Ummm...I....uhh..you see..." You started to play with your fingers.
Come on (y/n) just tell me! He started to pout.
You inhaled deeply and said
Gokuimpregnant
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Umm... Is that some kind of food? Goku asked utterly confused.
....did you just really ask me that?... You said with a straight face.
Umm..yea I think so... He said scratching his head.
Oh my gosh, bye Goku. You said and walked out the room while he was just sitting there looking like "what just happened?"
Uhh..(y/n) come back!! He said while getting up and found you in the living room watching TV.
(Y/n)
Goku
What does Gokuimpregnant mean?
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It means Goku im pregnant.
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Oh...so your a food?
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No Goku im having a baby! You said yelling at him, he could be a little native at times.
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Oh... Really?!??! I'm going to be a daddy???!!!
No.
What do you mean no?
No. Your not going to be a father.
Huh? I thought you where having a baby.
I cheated on you. You said crossing your arms.
What!?! He said confused.
With Vegeta.
Vegeta?!?!
Yes.
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I thought you loved me.. he said tearing up.
Nope. You said with a PokerFace.
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Oh...ok I guess we're done then... He said standing up about to leave.
Nope. You said sitting on the couch looking at the TV.
What do you mean nope?
I didn't cheat on you.
Wait so I'm going to be a daddy?!!
Nope.
Nope?
Nope. I lied.
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I'm not pregnant.
Oh....
Yea..
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How about we change that? He said and winked
Nope. You said a walked out the room
Your on your period arent you? He said walking I'm to the kitchen where you were.
Yep. You said grabbing a drink out of the fridge and sitting back down.
I love you (y/n). Goku said kissing you passionately on the lips.
I guess I love you too. You said snuggling into his chest and watched TV for the rest of the day.