One Direction Preferences Part 2

He talks about your sex life

He talks about your sex life

HARRY:  You and the boys were hanging out together on one of their days off. You all decided to have a quiet day in, watching movies and just generally hanging out. After a few movies you started to get tired so you let your eyelids cover your eyes. The boys must’ve thought you were asleep because you heard Louis ask about your sex life. You were surprised to say the least, but you tried to remain emotionless for fear of them realizing you were awake. You listened silently, praying Harry wouldn’t say anything too embarrassing. He stroked your hair softly and you could feel his eyes on you making sure you were asleep before answering. Once he believed you’d fallen asleep he answered. “She’s great in bed. She loves being dominated. She’s let me tie her up and spank her quite a few times. It’s really kinky.” You could hear the smile on his face. Without opening your eyes you slapped his thigh. “Ow!” He yelped. “You’re not getting anything from me for a long time, Styles.” You said as the other boys laughed and made jokes about Harry being dominated now.

LOUIS:  You, Louis, and the rest of the boys came home drunk. Liam, being one who didn’t drink, was trying to corral all of you into the living room so he could take care of you. Once you were all sitting down, Louis’s eyes widened in excitement. “Let’s play truth or dare!” Everyone nodded in agreement except for Liam who was looking at everyone disapprovingly. “Guys, how about you just get some sleep?” Louis glared and Liam and Liam backed off. He sat down within the circle to supervise. “Okay, let’s start with… Zayn.” He asked Zayn truth or dare and Zayn picked truth. This went on for a few more minutes before it got to Louis’s turn. “Truth or Dare?” Harry slurred, still drunk from the alcohol. “Truth.” Louis slurred back. “Tell us about you and Y/N’s sex life.” Louis drunkenly smiled. “She’s a fucking babe in the bedroom. She can do this thing where she puts her leg on my—“ You and Liam both smacked Louis on his arm and he shut up. “Oh, right. Can’t tell you that, boys. It’s a secret.” He winked drunkenly at them and Liam told everyone to go to sleep.

LIAM:  The boys were outside barbequing while you and the one direction girlfriends were all sitting inside chatting. You left the conversation for a second to go see if the boys wanted any drinks. You slid the patio door open and stopped in your tracks. None of the boys had spotted you yet because their eyes were focused on Liam. You picked on the conversation quickly. He was telling them in gruesome detail about how you were in bed. Granted, they were all nice things, but you didn’t want the lot of One Direction to hear! You narrowed your eyes and cleared your throat. They all turned to see you standing by the door. You plastered a fake smile on your face and pretended like you hadn’t heard anything. “I just came out to ask if you wanted anything to drink.” You asked them. They all nodded and asked you for what they wanted. “Okay, Liam will you come here and help me bring them out?” You asked sweetly. He nodded and walked over to you. You stopped him before he could come inside the house. “You are really lucky I love you, because if I heard you talking about our sex life to people and I didn’t love you I would dump your ass.” It was a bit harsh, but it needed to be said. He nodded sheepishly. “Sorry, babe. Can I make it up to you tonight?” He smiled suggestively and you nodded. Tonight would certainly be fun….

NIALL:  You were in the kitchen making cookies for Niall and Zayn since they were having some guy time. And even though they both liked to pretend they were manly, they were suckers for your chocolate chip cookies. You offered to make them some when they had both complained about wanting something sweet. They’d quickly agreed and you’d started to cook. You were about to bring the cookies into the room for them when you heard Zayn ask, “So what’s she like in bed?” You almost dropped the tray of cookies and your eyes widened. ‘Oh shit. Niall don’t answer him!’ You thought to yourself. And of course, Niall, being a terrible mind reader did exactly the opposite of what you wanted. You could almost hear his smile. “She’s great, mate. She likes to ride me cowgirl style AND she likes doggy. It’s crazy; I could fuck her all night.” You raised an eyebrow and shook off what you’d just heard and walked into the room. “Cookies are ready!” You set down the cookies on the table and Zayn smiled at you. “Thanks, babe.” He said and Niall grinned. “Thank you, most wonderful girlfriend in the world.” He says his mouth full of cookie. “You’re welcome, most wonderful boyfriend who’s not getting sex for two months.” You smiled at him and walked out of the room as he choked on his cookie. “What?!” He yelled and you could hear Zayn laughing. It was going to be a long two months.

ZAYN:  You and Zayn were in bed together as he Skype called the rest of the boys. You didn’t really care about talking to them, since you were really tired from working all day. Zayn knew this so he just knew to be quieter while talking to the boys. Your eyes were closed and you were almost asleep when you heard Liam ask where you were. “She’s sleeping. She’s tired and just wanted to sleep.” Zayn told them. “Tired from what? A nice long fuck?” Niall asked cheekily. Zayn hushed him and leaned over to make sure you were still sleeping. When he was convinced you were he leaned back over smiling. “No, but believe me I wanted to. She could go on for hours with me. Her stamina is incredible.” You sat up and hit the end call button. Zayn looked over at you with a shamed look on his face. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.” You giggled and snuggled up to him. “You make up for it because you are so whipped.” He chuckled. “Can’t help Iove my girlfriend, and appreciate her not being mad at me.” You smiled and snuggled with Zayn until you both fell asleep.