He hears you singing Nicki Minaj

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He hears you singing Nicki Minaj

Liam: You sit at your computer nervously, your finger hovering the mouse. You hit record and start singing. You and your friend had wrote a 1D-related parody to “Starships” by Nicki Minaj. “Fangirls were meant to screeaaam, because we love One Ddddd.” You sigh when you finish recording and post the video to YouTube. Some time afterward, you open up to the One Direction boys’ twitter to do your daily 1d creeping. You go to Liam’s page and find: ‘hahaha this is hillarious, great voice xx’ with a link to YOUR video. You start screaming and fangirling like you never have before. “LIAM PAYNE TWEETED MY VIDEO! OMG HE HAS SEEN MY FACE! HE KNOWS I EXIST!”

Harry: You were sitting in the passenger seat of Harry’s car. As the two of you are going out for a dinner together, Nicki Minaj’s ‘did it on em’ comes on and you start to sing along. You couldn’t help it, it is a pretty catchy song. “All these bitches is my sons!” you practically scream as you nod your head to the music. You see Harry grimace and you ask him, “What’s the matter babe?” He sighs and speaks. “I just don’t like hearing such ugly words come out of the mouth of my beautiful girl,” he says, flashing you his crooked smile. “Awww, I’m sorry,” you say giving him a ‘forgive me’ puppy dog face. He laughs when a car pulls out and cuts him off. “@$*!” he yells, blaring the horn. You smirk and eye him accusingly. He mumbles “shutup”, trying to hide his smile.

Zayn: You’re bored, so you head over to your boyfriend Zayn’s house and let yourself in. You hear the shower running and so you just plop down on his bed and wait for him to finish, when you hear him singing. “This one is for the girls with the boomin’ system, top down, AC with the coolin’ system, when she come up to the club she be blazin up! Got stacks on the deck like shes savin’ up!” You start laughing and sing back, “He ill, he real, he might gotta deal, he pop bottles and he got the right kinda build!” The shower turns off and you see him poke his head out of the door. “Hey, DJ Malik,” you say winking at him. He rolls his eyes, smiling, and goes back to his shower.

Niall: You wake up, with your head still on Niall’s chest, you yawn drowsily and look around the room. The TV is still playing from your horror movie marathon with Niall. You sigh and lay your head back down. “What’s the matter, princess?” He asks, stroking your hair. “Niall, we made a mess last night… there is food everywhere and my parents are going to be home soon!” He leans up and says that he will help you clean, kissing your cheek. He picks up a piece of pizza, puts it in his mouth, turns the radio on and “Starships” comes on. He starts dancing awkwardly and attempting to sing, with a mouthful of pizza. You start laughing and before you know it both of you are screaming out the lyrics and dancing around. You keep laughing at the sight of Niall and he laughs even harder, pointing his finger at you. By the end of the song you’ve collapsed back on the couch, resting your head on Niall’s shoulder. “We’ll clean it later?” you question. He nods and you grin, then slowly drift back to sleep.

Louis: You prance around in your kitchen dancing and singing “Superbass” like an idiot. “YOU GOT DAT BOOM BA DOOM BOOM BOOM BA DOOM BABY DAT SUPERBASS.” You see Louis walk in and you smile at him. “Hey, babe,” you say, still banging your head to the music. The chorus ends and Louis starts to rap the verse. You stare at him blankly. “No. Just no. Get outta my kitchen!” He makes his infamous sad face and you laugh. “Here,” you say, setting a plate down infront of him. “Just don’t rap.ever.again.” You smile playfully and kiss him on the cheek. “You made me a sandwich?” he says excitedly, completely forgetting about the rapping. You wink and respond smiling. “Yes, babe. You’re the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.”

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