As we walked back to the mansion, they kept shooting glances towards me.
I ignored the looks I was getting and broke the silence, "so when are we having a funeral for Rake?" I asked.
"We don't have funerals." Ej mumbled.
"What! Why?" I asked.
"Because the soul of a Creepypasta lingers until it's reborn as a human." Slenderman explained.
"So that probably means that I used to be a Creepypasta?" I asked.
"Most likely yes." Slenderman answered.
"And the human forms you use in the real world is the way you will look if your creepypasta body was destroyed?" I asked.
"indeed." He chuckled.
"wow a never-ending cycle." I said in astonishment.
"yep, but I'll die over and over again until I find you." Offenderman smirked.
"I wont." I joked.
As we walked up the front steps and opened the front door I was scared yet again. There on the floor in front of us all was Trenderman and Splendorman making out with each other.
" C'mon you guys you have rooms for this." Ej gaged.
Offenderman pulled me against his chest and covered my eyes, " you just messed up my future wife's mind..maybe I should fix that later." He smirked. I twitched and punch him in his gut. I pulled off his trench coat and threw it at him as he doubled over in pain. Splend and Trend stared at me.
" um why is she?" Trend asked.
"Because while you guys were on you two were being fuck the explore! I had the worst time of my life...except for a couple of moments." I motioned towards Offenderman.
" we weren't having that much sex." Trenderman blushed.
" heehee yes we were." Splendorman chuckled. Claude began hacking and ran out of the house . Offenderman wrapped his trench coat around me like a cocoon and picked me up.
" Excuse us we have some catching up to do" Offenderman chuckled.
"WHAT NO SMEXY I DONT WANT TO PLAY!" I yelled. He just chuckled to himself and carried upstairs to his room. "Oh you will have to start sleeping in my room because I kinda trashed yours." He chuckled.
"If I wasn't tied up and didn't love you I would destroy you." I hissed. It was all worth it. The adventure was fun. I made great memories. "Great." Now I gave something to look forward too. My best friend coming back as a human and the rebirth of my doppelganger, Baby Violet. But who cares dreams are begging to come true in 3....2.....1....
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Life With The Slender Brothers: We're all Connected
Horror(read the first book before this one please) ALICE AND THE SLENDER BROTHERS ARE BACKK!(and other creepypastas ofcourse) Offenderman and Eyeless Jack are still fighting over her, god help Alice and NOW Laughing Jack has taken a liking to her. More Bo...
