Raphael x reader

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heh. sorry for not posting, ive been distracted by other things. I have some ideas to continue the story, just dunno how to write it yet. So i dunno when the next chapter will be up. I just got to put my lazy ass to writing this shit already.

This is not a chapter. Its just some shitposting.

You're Watching a movie. Like zorro or some shit

You and Raph are watching a movie on the couch. You are sprawled out over the sofa with your legs on Raphael's lap.

"Okay but what is it with women and fallin for guys with masks." Raph asks.

"Mmm, who wouldn't want a man in a mask. They're so.. mysterious." you say.

"Thats why you like me? My mask?"

"Oh no I just like the mask. Oh Raphael's mask," You address the piece of cloth. "lets run away together, get a nice suburban house, two-point-five kids.." You mock-swoon.

"Yeah yeah, okay I gotcha alright."

You giggle.

Later that evening you're watching the Lion king. You with tears in your eyes: "ungh stupid feels, Ill need to punch a bear to feel manly again."
"You're a girl."
"Like girls can't be manly.."
"Yeah you're manly as hell." Raph grins.

"I think I'll just settle for punching a turtle." You punch him on his plastron. Its like your fist collides with a brick wall. Raphael grins widens when you hold your hand in pain.

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Raph is buizy whatever reading comics, training idk he left his phone unattended thats all that matters You snap some silly and sexy selfies and put the best as the background on his phone. One where you make a silly face ofcourse. The sexy ones are a surprise for later. Raph finds the sexy pics and freaking jerks it to them. Then you two start sexting holy fuck omg wht am i doing with my life.

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Raphael and you are training in the dojo. You take a break and grab a water bottle to drink. While sipping your water you watch Raphael flex his muscles while he's training. He was doing that more now you two were dating, you have a feeling he does it on purpose. Not that you complained, ooh no, that was the last thing on your mind. Damn, those guns are sexy. When you had your fill of both the water and checking out your boyfriend you walk up to Raph and offer the bottle to him. You had more or less accepted that indeed you found Raphael attractive after you had a very graphic and very embarrasing wet dream about him. It was just luck you were in your own bed and not sharing Raphael's, as you sleep over now more regulary.

"Thanks." Raphael accepts the bottle and tries to drink without touching the neck.

You give him a look. "Dude, I thought we smooch enough to not be grossed out by sharing a bottle. You don't have to waterfall it, just drink." You say.

Raphael shrugs and takes a few sips.

Mikey calls out from his own training. "oeeeeeh indirect kiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss." He starts making kissie faces and "Mwah" noices,

You kiss Raph on the cheek. "Direct kiss." You say to Mikey, grinning. Then you walk away to go take a shower, taking a sip from the bottle as you go.
Before you walk out you hear Mikey laugh and say "Dude your face looks like a tomato!" Aaaand there goes Raph fighting Mikey again. You can't help but smile.