When You Look At It That Way

It's NOT Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas! It's not, not, NOT!

*Emma*

One of my major pet peeves is holiday decorations. I love them; don't get me wrong! The thing I don't like is when people put them up BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!!

Gosh, people. I can understand at the beginning of December, but November? Gimme a break!

Get this- my neighbors put up their decorations 2 weeks ago. #slowyourroll Urgh.

The day after Thanksgiving is the earliest to put them up and the last day of January is the very latest.

Aren't people aware that I have standards?

OCD OCD, I mean, CDO CDO CDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, my birthday is in a couple months. My family has birthday season in the fall and winter and boring season in the spring and summer. After my mom's birthday in mid-October, we have a birthday each month til February. Mine is last in the cycle. Technically, it's first, but it feels like the last, which kinda sucks.

So Thanksgiving is this week and my dad is sick! He might not get to binge out on turkey and pie! That's what the holidays are all about: your seasonal meat product and desert!

Stupid bacteria.

I need to make sure I don't get sick, too!

Excuse me while I go take a shower in hand sanitizer.

Author's Note:

Hey guys! What's your favorite holiday? Do y'all have any holiday traditions in your families? Love y'all!