Neko!Levi x Reader {AU}

~Matchmaker Hanji~

Hanji's Pov:

  I knew after what happened yesterday that I had to get these two together. I had enough, those two's relationship is completely hopeless without me! This was a job that I knew only I could do... This was a job for Matchmaker Hanji! I know what you're thinking, I can't possibly have any experience in this field, but you're wrong, I've had plenty of experience... Well not really, but that's not important... I'm a master shipper who has over 10.k followers on Tumblr! I'm really going to miss that website... 

  I fixed my glasses and continued to dig through (R/n)'s closet, finding the most professional clothes. I had found a fairly good skirt that I could tell she hadn't worn often and a white collared shirt. There was also an old cashmere jacket that would complete my transformation into Matchmaker Hanji ~ As I looked over the jacket I found a few holes, but I could fix that easy... All that was left was to create my office...

(R/n)'s Pov:

  It was two in the morning and Hanji was creating quiet the ruckus. I tried to go back to sleep but I just couldn't... "Levi... how are you doing?" I quietly whispered to him from the cold floor of my bedroom. "Tch... I... Are you sure you want to stay on the floor..." He asked dully, but with concern hidden deep within his icy monotone voice. 

  I had insisted that he came back to my room because sleeping on the couch for day on end would've been hell... I was also more than willing to give him my bed, sure we both could've fit but... "Hey brat... answer me." I sat up from my little make-shift bed (basically a blanket spread out on the floor with a pillow and another blanket for me to cover myself up with) and rested my head on the edge of my actual bed, "Yes, I'm sure, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable. We've been over this..." I sighed with a small smile. I couldn't really make out his features but I could tell that he didn't really agree with me. "I'm going to go see what Hanji is up to." I say before getting up. 

 At that very moment Levi grabbed me by the waist and pulled me down onto the bed with my small half dressed body enclosed in his arms. "I don't care what she's doing and I also don't care if you're wanting to stay on that damn floor. You're sleeping here from now on. It's your bed anyways." He demanded with a low raspy half-asleep tone. I felt my face turn crimson and I began to notice every little thing about my current situation. His breath on the back of my neck was warm and sent pleasant chills down my spine, so much so that I had a hard time staying still. My body was tense but I felt myself slightly relax as time went on and as he slowly fell back to sleep. 

  His whole body was practically wrapped around me, keeping me from escaping. I'm not going to lie to myself, I enjoyed it, I wanted to stay here, but I'm honestly afraid I'm going to mess it up. Ruin it by crossing the line. I want to turn over to him and... Well... I should just give it up...

  WHAM! The door shot open and a small paper plane flew into the room. Levi tighted his grip around me, but he quickly loosened up, "God dammit four eyes..." He sighed as he got up to get the letter. I felt the cool air leave goosebumps upon my exposed legs, Levi ran his hand through his hair and handed me the letter. It read,

  Dear Shorty and soon to be Mrs.Shorty,

  It has come to my attention that you two are terrible at the whole relationship thing and are in dire need of a professional's help. Well today's your lucky day! It is I! Matchmaker Hanji! Meet me in my office. Now. (Aka. the room I've been staying in... I hope you guys like it, I worked very hard on making it look nice.)

 Sincerely,

  Hanji the Best Matchmaker~

  "Should we go?" I asked, "I feel like it'd be pretty funny~" He looked at me and sighed, "I... I suppose, I doubt she'll leave us alone until we do..."

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 We walked in to see her grinning with her legs crossed and hands clasped together. "Welcome you two~" She chimed, "Take a seat will you~" Hanji pointed to the two old plastic chairs that sat in front of her almost empty table. "I'll have to give it too her, she did pretty good... though I'm still not sure why she keeps going through my clothes... They don't even fit her right..." I whispered to Levi as we walked over to the flimsy looking chairs. 

  "(R/n)... Levi... I'm sorry to have to call something like this to your attention, but in all honesty I've been watching you two... and you both suck. As a master shipper, I can't let my otp sink, so I'm here to help you." She solemnly surmised. "How do you plan to do that Hanji?" I said with amusement. "Kiss." Hanji ordered. My eyes shot open and a blush radiated off of my face, Levi was no exception, he too was shocked. "Tch, no." Levi quickly responded. Hanji took a stray hair and began to play with it, "There's no getting out of it." She , "Just a quick peck~" 

  I tried to get up, but Hanji grabbed my arm, "Come on (R/n)! Don't be like that, remember, you told me you had a thing for him! This is your chance!" Hanji urged. "Please... Let go..." I begged, my eyes starting to fill with tears. I don't really know why I wanted to cry... Maybe it was the fear of rejection, my nerves getting to me, or maybe because she just revealed something as personal as that in front of that "special" someone... I couldn't bring myself to look at him either. 

 I jerked my arm from her grasp and walked out, "Thank... Thank you for trying Hanji... I appreciate it..." 

  Levi Pov:

  When I saw (R/n)'s eyes begin to water, I knew she had become overwhelmed by the situation, and to be honest I wanted to comfort her but I really didn't know how. Hanji, once those words left her mouth, she instantly regretted it. It was written all over her face. She had gone quiet and I decided it was best to leave her be, I wasn't as worried for her as much as I was (R/n), so I went to go see her. 

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  She was curled up on the corner of her bed with a small pillow clutched against her chest. "I'm sorry Levi..." She apologized, "I honestly don't know what got into me... I think today I'm just a bit off..." I walked over to her sat next to her, laying a hand on her head and slightly ruffling her hair. "It's okay..." I guess I too was off today because I did something I never expected. I tilted her head up with my index and thumb and slowly moved closer to her, her breath slightly hitched as I pressed my lips gently against her's. Her lips were soft and tasted sweet, I'm usually not one for sweets, but for some reason I couldn't get enough...

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