I ONLY HAVE To Laugh

"The Idiot" Part 17

"The Idiot"

What is wrong with these men? I swear I really don't know what has happened to all the gentlemen. I only have to laugh, I have been going out lately trying to find a spot in this new single life and I swear I am appalled at the new single. Every time I go out I immediately am approached by the "Idiot" that thinks it is a great idea to offer to have sex with me. Really? I wonder if that approach has every really worked? I went to the bar I always sit down to play "Keno" and immediately when I get to the bar there was the "Idiot", first he asked if I was alone, of course I said Yes, then he asked me to buy him a beer of course I said No. I order my Corona and tip the bartender and had some small talk with the bartender, after my conversation the "Idiot" asked if I was drunk? No I am not. Then I see him grab a dollar from the bar, I looked at him and said, really? He answered, well he did not pick up the tip and it does not look like she needs the money? Meaning the person that left the tip and went to dance, OMG he was a real winner. Well, then "Idiot" asked if I was married and I tell him, NO I am separated and going through a divorce. He asked, how do I do it, you know go without "Sex", I told him I don't that I know how to take care of myself. Oh did that make him happy I had to endure a conversation on huge"Didols" and his snarky comments on how I must enjoy it. I told him I do and it keeps me from "Idiots" like you. Then here it goes, you know I can make you feel better, let's go to field and F@*%! like rabbits. Of course I said NO and I am seriously laughing at him, thinking OMG this guy is serious. Anyways this real winner asked me to dance and said he wanted to see if I had any dancing skills? Well, you are not going to believe it, I actually go and dance. I go back to the bar and seriously start to laugh at myself; this is "Why" this "Idiot" thinks its ok? Even though I am appalled by his behavior I still go out and dance. Well he finally bought me a beer and when he went to the bathroom, I disappeared. I Only Have to Laugh.

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