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"My Guy" Part 20

"My Guy"

The last time I wrote anything I sounded pretty pathetic, all I did was whine how I never was going to date and be forever single. Well was I wrong, after that pathetic entry the worse thing happened my well pump broke on that stupid fixer upper house that I am stuck in. I had to dish out $2700 dollars to pay for a new pump and went almost 2 weeks without water, to say the least I was exasperated. Yeah and of course Mr. Man did not fail to act like a dick, he did not pay a dime and did not even offer for his daughters to go to his empty apartment and shower. Well one of my high school friend, the one that I went to see Papi Chulo with the last time, she had been telling me for about 3 weeks to go out with her to a local bar in her town. She said, that there was this nice guy who really knew how to dance and dressed real nice, she thought he would show me a good time. Well, I heard her but never really paid much attention and really never thought about going out there. As they say, it is all about timing, it so happened that my cousin had a work event going on the week end of the pump fiasco. Well, to say the least sometimes my cousin can flake out and of course the event did not happen. I finally had the pump fixed that weekend and I thought to myself what the heck, I need to get the hell out of dodge. I was freaking stressed over the pump fiasco that I was completely exasperated and needed a break. It so happens that the event I was to attend is in the same area of the bar, so I told High School friend I was going to be there.

Well, I got all dolled up went to my cousins and had a few drinks with my aunt. Ok, maybe more than a few, so by the time I was dropped off at the bar I was pretty keyed. My high school friend is sitting at the bar and I ordered as beer and we had some small talk. Well, out of nowhere comes this "little" hot guy, yeah, I thought he was short and really was not interested; he was cute and nicely dressed but not my type? We are introduced and I did not think he was interested either, at least it did not seem that way. Well, he buys us some drinks and openly jokes about how he is going to get me drunk and have sex with me. He finally asked me to dance and I take a good look at him and he has some moves and thought to me, ah, he's not so bad so I start getting into it, my dancing. Well, do not even ask me when, but before I know this guy has all my attention, we are talking, laughing and he is buying me drinks. I even went outside to his car and had a couple of shots with him. Honestly, I do not know if it was the alcohol or my horrible week but before I know it I am carrying on with this guy and I even let him kiss me. Yes, tongue and all. Who is this woman? I don't even know her, but I let her get carried away for the moment and for once in my life I was spontaneous and it was fun.

By the end of the night we had exchanged numbers; I go home to my aunts and as soon as I get in receive a text if I made it alright, then another in the morning, and at night. The next text "Good Morning Beautiful" and again in the day, in the evening and night. I think to myself, wow, this guy is amazing. We finally went out on a real date and it was great. I have not written anything because I found out I can only write when I am torn up and miserable inside. Well, I have found my happy spot. This guy is amazing, in more ways the one, he makes me laugh and treats me like a lady and the sex is a bonus. I cannot believe the most unlikely person I would have every entertained dating has helped me find my happy spot. That's my guy! I only have to laugh.

By funnybreakup