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"Wow" Part 30

"Wow"

Wow, you said, "I can't be married," and now here you are playing house Mr. Man.

Unbelievable, the man who could not be married now has a steady girlfriend.

He is buying a house and they are practically living together.

Yes, that man who ignored me throughout the last seven years. He acted like he had "ants" in his pants never could stay home. But now... he is so happy with his skinny, ugly girlfriend who speaks no English.

I should not be mean, it makes me sound jealous and I really am not jealous.

Really? You leave your professional, beautiful wife and family because you want to be single!!! You lose your job, take out your entire 401K and buy a house. Well, that sure sounds like family to me, except it is not yours you stupid ass. You prefer to be with strangers that treat you well, you selfish prick you could not handle the stress of your own family but prefer to be with strangers.

I just want to strangle you as I hear you say, oh, her kids love me so much. I come from work and they all cater to me and feed me.

You selfish bastard, your family took care of you too, your daughters loved you. But no you did not want responsibility. You dumped your daughters for some grown ass kids who are not even yours.

I swear divorce is so evil and brutal, how can it be that we struggled with you and you just walk away unscathed and move on. Yes, I hate you, I hate who you are and I will never forgive you. You selfish pig of a man. Ok, it's out. I vented.

No, it is not jealously, I could have you back any minute because you are a taker but I do not want you back. But it is so unfair that you still think you are Mr. Man; after all of this you still think you are "God's" gift to the universe. You found some one that you could manipulate as she thinks you walk on water; you found someone to stroke your ego. I was too much woman for you. You could never win with me because in your eyes you were less. Stupid, stupid man. You deserve everything you have and as we all know money does not last forever. Take your high now because the fall is not too low.

I on the other hand I continue to be me, redoing my house, taking care of my family, and possibly another promotion. I think that it is time for me to allow the man that deserves me to move into my life. I don't play house, I live it. I only have to laugh.

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