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"Papi Chulo is not Chulo" Part 18

"Papi Chulo is not Chulo"

It was another interesting weekend, I went out with my Family on Saturday and then went to a Concert on Sunday and after decided that I would go and listen to Papi Chulo. Well, I went with my old high school friend and she is from out of town, so I showed her pictures and really talked up Papi Chulo on how his band was so good and he was a little arrogant but a nice person. We get there and to our dismay they were not playing because of the weather there were some light showers so they decided to cancel the band for the night. We sit at the bar and have a few drinks, smoke cigarettes and have some small talk. Then I notice that one of Papi Chulo's band members came in through a side door, so I thought well they are here they must be at the other bar. So me and my "stalker self" walks on over the other bar and sure enough before we arrive we hear some singing that was so horrid it sounded like dogs howling and bad karaoke. We enter the bar and sure enough it was Papi Chulo he was stinking drunk singing that horrible Karaoke. Well we sit at the bar and order a drink and he is so drunk slobbering all over the bar and then I see that girl, yeah, you know the one, here she comes with a small tight dress and her big boobs hanging out, this a low cut V neck all the way down that barely covered her nipples and her boobs were huge. She looked like a total "hooker" with high stiletto red heels and he was all over her. This"hooker" use to work at this bar and believe me she did not look like that, she actually was a little heavy and was not "cute" by face value, but now she lost weight and she looks good but she obviously learned how to contour and has a total make up face. Well, he passes by me and I grab him and tell him "you are so drunk" he slobbers to the bar with a cigarette in hand and says "No", then he calls "hooker" girl over and almost burns her with his cigarette, he introduces her to me by the wrong name. I told him that my friend wanted to hear his band and was from out of town, he just blubbers; my "high school" friend is looking at him with distaste, and later tells me this is the guy you wanted me to meet?

It gets worse, "hooker" girl and him are taking shots and he is all over her almost violating her in the bar and she is acting as if she does not want him to touch her but at the same time flaunting her boobs. I don't know what happened but all of a sudden"hooker" girl's sister starts yelling that they were disrespecting her and wants to leave the bar. "Papi Chulo" starts telling "hooker" girl to leave and not touch him and he is yelling at the bar. Well "hooker girl" leaves and then security comes by and tells him to calm down, he say's "Oh" it is no big deal, he plays here and everyone knows him and by the way he does not even know that girl, she wants to get with his friend and that is why she is pissed off. My "high school" friend and I look at each other and laugh. So, security gave him a break and let him stay. Then here he comes slobbering down the bar and leans into my friend with his cigarette almost burning her, so then I say "calm down" what is wrong with you? He replies, shut up, stop looking at me with those eyes, stop looking at me, you don't know me. My "high school" friend calmly say's "Why are you so angry?" He starts, screaming, shut up, shut up don't talk to me. Do you know who I am? I have sung with famous singers, and we calmly look at him and say well we just came from seeing one of them. Shut up who cares, I don't care who are or who you saw, stop looking at me. He is yelling and going on and on and on, by this time security came about 10 of them guys and chased him out, the bartender said he went running like a little "B@#%#.

Well, "high school" friend and I just laughed hysterically, then "hooker" girl came back looking for "Papi Chulo" and we told her he was kicked out and he ran off like a little B@#%#. I almost told her that he said she was no one and did not even know her but then I thought to myself, they deserve each other.

The next morning I sent him an instant message that said "Your behavior was appalling last night, be careful what you say and how you treat people? Someone is always watching, you have a persona to uphold and character does matter." He responded, "He did nothing to disrespect me and stop giving him advice as he is a grown man." I responded, really??? He since has blocked me from Face Book. I only have to laugh.

By funnybreakup