drift away | j.p. + y.m. (yoonmin)

seize

"So you kissed him? And then what?" Taehyung asked eagerly, leaning forwards in interest. Hoseok scooted closer to Jimin too.

"He was a blushing, stuttering mess." Jimin grinned. "It was adorable."

"Don't let him hear you say that. You might not live to see another day otherwise," Hoseok joked. "Wow, I can't believe you made a move."

"Nah, I knew Jimin would make the first move quickly. He acts all innocent, but really, he's slyer than a fox," Taehyung replied.

"Thanks!" Jimin beamed. Taehyung rolled his eyes.

"So now what? Are you guys dating yet?" Hoseok questioned. Jimin shrugged.

"His grandparents called us down to have a snack after the kiss, so we didn't get to talk about it. Oh yeah, but he did say he wanted to be my boyfriend before the kiss," Jimin said thoughtfully.

"What?!" Taehyung shrieked. "He told you that he wanted to date you?!"

"He did," Jimin affirmed, smiling widely. "He's so cute. I like him so much even though I barely know him. Is that weird?"

"Not if you know what his dick looks like." Hoseok shrugged.

"Hobi!" Taehyung gasped, slapping Hoseok's shoulder.

"What? It's possible. Maybe he only likes Yoongi for that one part of his body," Hoseok replied.

"Well I don't know what his dick looks like, thank you very much, so I don't like him for sexual reasons. I like him because of how friendly he is I guess. And he's hot of course. And kids like him. And he's pretty strong as well," Jimin said.

"Aww, that's so cute," Taehyung cooed. "You really seem to like him."

"As long as he doesn't hurt you, I approve of this relationship." Hoseok nodded.

"Too bad no one cares what you think," Taehyung retorted. Hoseok looked wounded.

"I try to look out for a friend and this is how you respond," Hoseok said. Taehyung rolled his eyes and kissed Hoseok, causing Hoseok to perk up immediately.

"Gross. Get a room," Jimin interrupted, hitting the couple with a pillow.

"We're literally sitting in my room, so fuck off. You go get a room. With Yoongi. That's right, I'm kicking you out. Go find your boyfriend and make out with him or something," Taehyung told Jimin, pushing him out of the room.

"But you literally just told me that you wanted to hear about everything that happened and talk about him!"Jimin protested.

"I did, didn't I?" Taehyung frowned hesitantly. "Just tell me another time. Go find Yoongi for now. Bye!"

"Taehyung! Taehyung-ah, c'mon–Hoseok-ah, open the door, c'mon, please!" Jimin pounded on the door.

Jimin blanched when he heard the moans coming from the other side of the door. Well, it seemed like Jimin would finally have to stop avoiding Yoongi and find out what they were. He sighed as he walked to the front door with his hands in his pockets. He wasn't ready for this at all.

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oh my god I fell asleep just before I was about to publish this I'm so sorry guys I hope this was kinda ok sorry it was so short have a good day linked song is "just one day" by bts love you tysm for all the support sorry again bye

-nikita