Burn - Naruto Fanfiction

Chapter 2: Burnt toast, torture and a duck?

Chapter 2: Burnt toast, torture and a duck?

*Lilita's P.o.V.*

After about an hour of Kisame trying to kill me, we had finally come to agreement. Kisame said he wouldn’t try and kill me if I stop calling him names when he was around or knew i was doing it. I agreed, only because Kisame never said anything about calling him names behind his back.

Right now, I was sitting in the living room drinking a glass of juice when I hear snickers coming from the kitchen. Snickers from the kitchen when all the guys were in there was not a good thing.

I set my glass down onto the coffee table before walking towards the kitchen. Just as I am about to walk in, a flaming kunai zooms past my head and lodges into the wall.

Looking behind me, I see the kunai stuck in the wall, the flame slowly dying out. Looking back around, I see all the guys looking between me and the kunai in the wall. “Now, please explain to me why someone threw this kunai.” I demand, my voice low as I glared at all of them.

“He did it.” Everyone says quickly as they point accusing fingers in each other’s direction.

“I did not ask who did it. I asked why. Now, explain. Deidara.” I say as I look over at Deidara, my hands on my hips.

“Well, we were hungry so we were deciding what to eat and everyone was fighting. Then we decided to have toast ‘cause none of us could make anything else. So Itachi used fire and tried to cook the toast that way but it got really big and set the wall on fire and almost set Kakuzu on fire, so Kakuzu threw the kunai but missed Itachi, thus almost killing you for the third time today, hm.” Deidara said before taking a deep breath.

It is silent for a few moments as I think this over when someone interrupts the silence. “Hey, look. The toast is still good.” Hidan says as he holds the toast up.

The boy’s heads whip around to see Hidan stuffing the toast into his mouth like the pig he is. Hidan smirks at them, which causes them to launch at him and beat him up for eating the only piece of toast.

This goes on for a few minutes before I get tired of it. “Stop it!” I shout and everyone stops what they were doing and turning to look at me. “If you guys are so hungry, I’ll make you something.”

“Please!” The Akatsuki members shout as they get off Hidan and sit back in their chairs, happy expressions on their faces.

“But Hidan doesn’t get any cause he had toast.” I say, poking my tongue out at Hidan who just glares at me.

“Bitch.” I hear Hidan mumble under his breath.