Russet potato is cooler than others because she is the closest to the colour of blood.
russet potato eats dirt because dirt helps russet grow. also water is helpful sometimes. but not too much water. too much water makes russet potato drown.
oh no a lot of water is falling down. the slugs are coming to eat russet potato. russet potato is drowning and being eaten russet potato.
russet potato does not like being eaten and drowned. it is rude to drown and eat russet potato. but we do it anyway.
russet potato dies.
just kidding. russet potato is too dead to die.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
