Potatoes are delicious. But not to potatoes because they are sophisticated and not cannibals.
for some reason humans like to eat fattening things that will kill them one day.
That's why Erpalopida the potato was stolen from her home. she was peeled and chopped into things.
she was still alive but her body was torn apart. then the human threw Erpalopida into a grease thing. it is called a deep fryer.
Erpalopida doesn't like the deep fried because it makes her skin get all crusty and greasy. also it made her dead, which is never fun.
Erpalopida was eaten by a happy human that did not care for her death. Erpalopida was sad.
Just kidding. She was too dead to be sad.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
