One day there was a young potato named pototo. he had no friends. he lived in a muddy house that attracted lots of slugs, which was somewhat annoying, but he could deal.
pototo was often startled when a human lady called Ugly disturbed his dirt nest to check on him. he screamed silently whenever she did this, hoping against hope that she would leave him alone. thankfully Ugly always left.
one day, when pototo felt very bloated, Ugly came back. she did her dirt removing ritual and pototo screamed again because thats what he always did.
he expected Ugly to leave him at any minute, replacing the dirt so he could go back to wallowing in his muddy home. for some reason, she took him with her.
ugly put him in a basket with an onion. the onion was not very fun to talk to, because he always acted angry and disappointed. onion also smelled weird, like . . . onion.
pototo was soon stolen from the basket (by ugly, who was starting to get on his nerves ) and placed on a board of wood.
Ugly started chopping him up and putting him in a basket, which hurt, but pototo was super metal and pretended he was fine.
soon there were eggs and other ingredients being dumped all over him and he said "i guess this is the end."
he never died though. he just became ugly's energy. he hated that dumb human for his whole life.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
