Have you ever seen anything? Probably. There was a potato named Fannie. He was very weird.
Fannie had the most bumpy body of any potato ever. It was like a city of skyscrapers on his skin. He even had fleas on his body to live in the city. The doctor always told him he was sick, but Fannie didn't listen.
Fannie was going on a very long walk. He moved a whole two inches from his starting point, which was a new high score. His previous high score had been 1.7 inches. Fannie blinked in pride until he suddenly exploded into violent pieces of death. Fannie was shocked. He felt rough fingers of a human squishing him to death.
Then he died.
Just kidding he was too dead to die.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
