Harold used to be an alive potato. he liked living. one day the human germ decided it was time to harvest Harold along with many friends.
Harold was sliced into very thin pieces which was very painful. For some reason he was still alive. yay for Harold.
harold watched as the human lifted some spice things over top of him. he saw that it was labelled salt and sugar because everything needs sugar for some reason.
Harold was crying as he was shoved into a hot place that fried him and made him very crispy. He saw another piece of him floating close to him.
Harold was very sad that he was doomed to this, but be assumed it was better than rotting slowly.
Potatoes have feelings too. Harold thought as he died. Why.
Then he became to dead to think.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
