Jeremy was a red potato. He was the best. but then one day he became not cool.
he got ripped from the muddy ground which he was glad of because it saves him from the slugs.
then he became sad because the human had a huge paw that was mad. it had a leather glove thing on its paw.
the potato saw the crushing paw grab him and his friend Jim and dump them into a pot of water.
oh no, thought Jeremy. I will drown in this water.
but that was not the case. the water was boiled and Jeremy screamed.
just kidding. he was too dead to scream. also potatoes can't scream in the first place.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
