i am blue and different. other potatoes hate me because i am blue and different.
the humans thought i was sick so they murdered me because they are evil and harvest potatoes like vampires harvest blood.
humans are mean.
just kidding. i was too dead for humans to be mean.
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The Finest Potato Stories
ActionHave you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will...
