white potato likes to not die. sadly humans like to eat white potato. white potato cries a lot because he knows he's doomed to die.
it's rude to kill white potato. Don't do it. white potato appreciates not dying.
Sadly HUMANS do not appreciate white potato not dying because they only appreciate white potato being dead because if he's alive he will scream when he is eaten.
White Potatoes make really weird screams that sound like a lama. they can also spit at you. but only white potatoes. other potatoes can't do this as well.
white potato was murdered along with his friends because humans are mean.
He was thrown in a pit of fire to burn.
Just kidding. white potato is invincible to burning so he just laughed inside the pit. As his friends burned.
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The Finest Potato Stories
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