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Business Potato

This story is about a very serious potato. This potato is not the kind to fool around, and doesn't understand that many things that are actually funny. They don't have any time for jokes. 

Business potatoes are also strict with their dress code. Every businesspotato must wear a clean tuxedo to work everyday, along with a red bow or bow tie. Dress shoes are an option, but highly recommended because they make it easier to kick idiots out of the building. Businesspotatoes are high believers in how important they are. 

Sometimes a businesspotato will be told no, to which they responded, "Do you know who I am? I'm the president of awesomeness!" 

However, some businesspotatoes are less jerk like. These are the ones who care about their customers. 

One potato named Manny was one of the nice potatoes. He gave his customers a great deal. The deal was buy one get three free. He also let the cost be the thing that was the lowest price. So you could buy a chocolate bar, and you would get a table, dog, and house for free. As you can tell, Manny's business did not last that long. The business became poor because all the money was lost when he did these stupid things.

One thing Manny never lost was friendship. his friends always influenced him to do good things so they could use him and gain some money. Manny smiled because his friends were so kind.

Manny liked to make Christmas cookies for the holidays so thats what he did. He made them very carefully and rolled them using his own body to make them flat. Then he cut shapes out like schoolpotatoes, melodypotatoes and businesspotatoes. They all looked the same; blobs that were round.

Manny beamed when his cookies looked like they were cooked. He reached into the oven to take them out and suddenly his arm was burnt in half. Manny never ate ever again because of depression. Poor Manny. All he wanted was to become a good baker and give up on being a businesspotato.