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Alphabet of Phan - Baking

Plot: 2/26 of the Phan alphabet series. This time, Dan and Phil make a baking video, and off camera, they play around and it's so fluffy, even I, the author, wants to die of cuteness.

It was a cold, winter morning, and it clicked in Phil's mind that he needed to film a Christmas baking video with Dan, except the latter was holding him to his chest, nuzzling into his fruit scented hair. Phil absolutely desired the feeling of warmth, snuggling into his bare chest with satisfaction, but he also cared about the Phandom that he and Dan formed together as well.

"Dan, babe! Wake up, we need to make a baking video for my channel!" Phil cheerfully said loudly. Dan still snored softly, still in dreamland as he stayed up until 3 last night, scrolling through Tumblr in his sofa crease and cuddling Phil.

After a few more tries, as well as the black haired man making cute noises and saying cute phrases, Dan finally woke up, his hobbit hair looking fluffy and his dimples standing out. He smiled at his lovely boyfriend, kissing his forehead.

"Finally you woke up! Get ready unless you want to make a video shirtless along with that hobbit hair."

"I'm too lazy to. Plus, fanservice is always great, am I right?" Dan chuckled, teasing Phil as he is so possessive of the other.

"No! You're all mine! This handsome nerd is all mine." Phil said while pouting, leaning into Dan's chest, hand resting on his neck. An arm was wrapped around his waist as Dan smirked, getting up as his boyfriend told him to do a few minutes ago.

Once Dan got his shit together, Phil got ready quickly, and then they went to the kitchen of their apartment, hand in hand. They got out ingredients that they just bought, and Phil smiled to himself as he ate some of the sweets needed for their video.

They filmed record, and things started to go well until they forgot they were recording, and the two had a flour fight, smearing flour all over each others faces, and making a mess in the kitchen.

"If you throw flour at me one more time, I'm making you clean the kitchen!"

"But no matter what, you'll always clean because you love me!"

"True." Phil said smiling. The two didn't care if the camera was recording the two of them being domestic, they decided to save that bit for another video being released when the time was right for both of them.

They continued to film themselves making gingerbread cookies, and once they were done, they put it in the oven, going back to the lounge to cuddle and play Mario Kart. When the timer went off on Phil's phone, the two ran to the kitchen like little children.

"Time to decorate!" Dan said happily, not expecting Phil to have eaten some of the candies needed for their gingerbread men.

Dan got out the bag full of the sweets, and looked at Phil like a stern mother. 

"Philllll, what did I tell you about eating the Smarties?" Dan snapped jokingly. Phil pouted back.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself!"

"There's literally 2 pieces left! 2 OF THEM!"

Phil giggled in response, while Dan tried not to die of cuteness on camera. 

"Luckily, I have Smarties over here that I hid from you all this time!

"And I'll eat them all!"

"Oh no no no, Philip Michael Lester, you won't do that anymore, young man!

"I'm older than you!"

"I don't care!" Dan said, laughing. While Dan tried not to die from cuteness radiating from Phil, Phil on the other hand tried not to die of how attractive Dan's laugh was. He felt like putty in his hands; he usually is the one dominant but not with Dan.

They decorated the gingerbread men like their Sims family, making Dil, Tabitha, Dab, and even Eliza Pancakes as well. They also created each other as gingerbread men, working hard on each detail.

"Aaaaand we're finished guys! We finally did it without burning the cookies!" Phil said to the camera.

"Yep! Now let's see if the measurements were accurate and the cookie doesn't taste like shit."

"Language on my channel! There are little kids watching this!"

"Let's hope they don't end up like me then."

Dan got the cookie that resembled Phil, while Phil got the Dan cookie, and the two fed each other on camera. This was normal for their baking videos, as it happened multiple times. 

"It actually tastes delicious!"

"Yeah, I'm so surprised! We could've failed but we get better each video!"

"Well, this video is coming to an end! We had so much fun baking, I honestly was so into it and was extremely dedicated to the decorating and measurements. It was so intense!" Phil agreed with Dan.

"Same here, oh my god! It was like I was on The Great British Bake Off!" Dan exclaimed dramatically.

"Except they're actually good at baking all the time! Anyways, we'll see you next video, byee!" Phil put his hand over the lens, covering the kiss they shared.

"I love you Dan."

"I love you too, sweetheart, so much."

Their life was like a cake; many ingredients being stirred together like the happy moments in both of their lives being put together to make a sweet and satisfying result; the cake, or Dan and Phil's relationship. It felt comfortable, and just like finishing the chocolate cake, when their lives end, it will end happy, like the feeling someone gets when eating something as satisfying as the delicacy upon them.

(A/N: Thanks for reading! I tried making a deep ending but I failed haha! Also, about the ending, I'm aware not everyone likes chocolate cake, chocolate flavour, or cake in general! I totally understand that not everyone's favourite sweet is cake, I'm not into cakes that much myself. Anyways, take care, see you all soon with the letter C, which is gonna be full of fluff, trust me, and I love you all! Have a great day/afternoon/night! <3)