"I have to pee." He said smirking. I rolled my eyes. "You're such a bonerkiller man." Joji laughed and tried to get out of his bed. As his feet touched the ground he quickly leaned on the chair, which was standing next to his bed. I remembered that the doc said, that Joji would have problems with walking. I got up and put his arm around my shoulder and leaded him to the bathroom. As he stood infront of the toilette he rested his weight on the wall with his right hand. "Thank you. I'm good from now on." He said smiling and I walked out, closing the door behind my back. It seriously broke my heart to see Joji struggle that much. I wish I could do more for him. I could hear him flushing and the rushing water out of the faucet. "Y/n." He called me and I opened the door. I handed him the towel and sat him down on his wheelchair. "What would wheelz say to this ugly ass wheelchair." Joji said shaking his head. I chuckled and pulled my mobile out. "I am going to give Max and Ian a call so they can come over too okay?" I asked and looked at him. Joji shrugged his shoulders. "Sounds cool."
After 20 minutes of waiting and listening to Joji's new video Idea someone knocked at the door. "Come in." Joji said and Max and Ian jumped in quickly. They gave Joji a hug and sat down on his bed. "I'm glad you're okay bro." Max said and ran his hand through his hair. Joji smiled. "I'm feeling great. The only shitty thing is that I feel paralyzed." They started to laugh and I just smiled. It's crazy how Joji can be so positive about literally everything anywhere and anytime. "What about we go on a trip you faggots." Ian smiled and grabbed Joji's Wheelchair. We all looked at Ian then to Joji. As Joji was about to open his mouth Max jumped up. "Aw hell yeah!" Joji started to laugh. Max opened the door and Ian ran outside, pushing Joji, who was literally screaming. I couldn't handle my loud laughter. "Come on y/n." Max said and gave me a sign with his hand, that I should get up. I jumped up and followed Max. Ian was drifting with Joji in the hallway and I was deadass sure, that we would get kicked out sooner or later. "Ian you fucking retard!" Joji shouted and clasped his wheelchair as strong as he could. Max pressed the button at the elevator and as an empty elevator appeared we all got in. "What are you gay cripples trying to do?" Joji asked and smiled. Max shrugged his shoulders. "You'll find out know." He said. The elevator stopped Ian grabbed my arm and pulled me out of it. Max pressed every single number and jumped out. "You fucking bastards." Joji said and tried to push the wheels with his hands but before he could get out the door closed. Max, Ian and I literally laid on the floor and cried out of laughter. "I feel so fucking bad. We're bullying him." I said and wiped the tears away. "I wonder where he is right now." Ian asked and stood up. There were so many people looking at us but it was worth the fun. "Let's play. Find the needle in a haystack just... Find Joji in the cripplestack." The edginess in this joke was 10/10. Max and I nodded and we all started to use the stairs. "Who ever will find him first is going to get a free pizza from each two of us." I said and ran upstairs. "Hell yeah." Max and Ian said and followed me. I decided to look for Joji in station 5. I opened the heavy door and walked in. As soon as I entered the hallway a tall black man walked towards me. He was wearing a blue medical scrub. "Hello." He greeted me friendly and I smiled at him. "Hello." I tried so hard to act normal. I don't know what he would do if he knew what we four were doing. I walked down the hallway and looked into every corner but I wasn't able to find Joji.
Max POV
If I am going to find this nutsack you all have to call me the pokemaster. And also Ian and y/n would have to buy me pizza. With fast steps I walked down the hallway and as I was making a turn around the corner I dumped into someone. I tripped and fell over. My eyes were closed because I hit my head so fucking hard. "Ah fuck!" I shouted immediately and scratched my head. I sat upright and opened my eyes. My gaze wandered to my right side and I widened my eyes. A blonde, actually pretty fucking hot nurse was kneeing next to me. "I'm so sorry sir." She apologized and started to collect the paperwork from the floor. I felt like paralyzed while looking at her. She was extremely hot. "God damn." I said under my breath and she looked up quickly. I shook my head. "Actually I'm sorry." I said and started to help her. She smiled and looked down. "So are you working here?" I tried to flirt. "Yes almost for..." She started to talk as my eyes slid to the cripple behind her. I saw Joji looking at me and showing me his middle finger. I totally forgot that I was looking for this bastard. Joji disappeared. Okay Max. Hot nurse chicks number or free pizza. Even two fucking pizza. "Hello?" The blonde nurse waved her hand infront of my face. I looked up. "Excuse me." I said and stood up. "You're pretty fucking hot but I have to leave." I said and started to chase after Joji.
Ian POV
Since Joji is sitting in a wheelchair for a few days he is not able to use the stairs. Logically. I decided to take the elevator and go through some station and just wait intront of the elevator. After 5 minutes on station 7 I decided to go down to 4. As the elevator stopped at sation 6 Y/n stepped in and stood infront of me. "Well hello m'lady. Did you find Joji?" She shook her head. "I really want to have some free pizza you know." She said sighing and smiled. "Too bad for you because I'm going to get Joji's ass first." I said smirking and winked at her. "Joji's harambe ass is mine fuck off." She replied and winked back. "I'm going on station 3." Y/n said and tied her hair back to a ponytail. "Good I'm out now." I said as the doors slowly opened at station 4. Suddenly Joji was infront of us and I looked at y/n. "Never mind I'm leaving now." She said and started to run after Joji. "You dumbass." I said and started to chase afterwards. But before I could grab her shoulder she already held Joji's arm in her hand and jumped up and down. "Hell yeah pizza!" She screamed and the nurses and patients that walked pass us looked at her strangely. Joji raised his eyebrows. "Pizza?" He asked and smiled. "Find Joji in the cripplestack." I replied exhaling. Joji started to laugh. "Oh well. Good job babe." He said and pulled y/n in for a gay kiss. I turned around and texted Max.
"Get ready to get y/n some pizza."
AND AGAIN a really crippled and gay chapter for u were 4 adult-children act like total retards in a hospital. I hope you enjoyed this and well stay cancerous. I love you have a nice day buh byeee <3 BTW Thank you so so so much for 10k reads and almost 450 favs. You guys are filthy and braindead for reading this shit. ily<3
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