The Gary Sue

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*gasp* it can't be...it is.....THE GARY SUE *dun dun duuuuuun*
Now I have to admit, when I first heard of this guy I just thought it was just bluff, trying to make female characters seem less pratish, and yes, mary sues are far more common then gary sues...
but...... one day, a long time  ago in a galaxy far far away.....
I came across one.... now this Guy....let's call him kevin.... kevin the prick...
He was the most stuck up annoying sonofaLANGUAGE I have ever come across...
Let's see....
Ridiculously tragic backstory?
Check ✅
Contradictory personality?
Check ✅
So powerful and manly he'd make chuck norris run away?
Check ✅
Has every power known to man and goose?
Check ✅
Solves every plot point in three seconds flat?
Check ✅
DO NOT MAKE GARY SUES, THEY ARE SELFISH PRICKS WHO NEED LESSONS IN GENTLEMENLY BEHAVIOUR AND A SLAP IN THE FACE WITH A PIANO.....

Ridiculously tragic backstory?Check ✅ Contradictory personality?Check ✅ So powerful and manly he'd make chuck norris run away?Check ✅ Has every power known to man and goose?Check ✅ Solves every plot point in three seconds flat? Check ✅ DO NOT MAKE...

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