RANTS: Roleplays, the Good, the Bad, and the Weird.

Impossible Situations

Sumeira raced inside, her heart pounding madly in her chest. She hurriedly locked the door behind her, pushing a large desk in front of it before collapsing to the floor, gasping for breath.
Sumeira looked around the room for any other exit, Ah! The window! Gulping down more precious breaths of air she shakily stood up, walking to it and looking down at the ground below, it wasn't a long jump, she could easily make it.

Brandon cast an enchantment smell which sealed off all the doors and windows and then he broke down the door and cast a binding spell on sumeira chaining her up onto the wall as he clothes fell off.

Before I begins let's all give a round of applause to @AngelsAndDemons90 for taking the time out of their day and giving me not only an excuse to avoid writing about automated titrations but also an actual idea for new content in this shambles of a book.

What @AngelsAndDemons suggested I rant about was impossible scenarios and situations horrible role players can force you into, their own horrific experience is what inspired the customary bold example.
There are multiple subspecies of roleplayer, each has their own unique quirks and habits which endear them to our respective hearts.
One notable type is the Drama Dissipater who destroys every single possible plot point before it came even begin to germinate, another horrific one is the Control Freak, who has somehow reached the conclusion that your oc is actually under their control, an absolutely intriguing hypothesis.
This particular branch of the rp species family is called *dominantur cuntus maximus, the most notable characteristics are a desire to completely ruin every role play they infect and control it.
This is where the antagonist of this chapter comes in, this person, as of yet, does not have a name, but they are perhaps the most deadly member of the dominantur cuntus maximus family, they combine the horrific tendencies of their cousins in creating the most impossible scenarios, forcing their chosen victim into a corner where the only option is either comply to their demands or abandon the entire enterprise.
If I haven't explained it clearly enough, this type of role player basically controls the environment and your character so much that the situation created is impossible to get out of or manipulate, the only way to move forward in the story is to either out cunt them, or just give in/up.

*a big controlling cunt
*four years of latin and I have to use google translate and making my own word up
*this joke wasn't even worth it