RANTS: Roleplays, the Good, the Bad, and the Weird.

Anatomy, dont mean to much to me (nsfw warning, eye bleach required)

Appearance| Midnight has a curvy skinny body, she's got a 3 inch waist and a large booty, and has a  G-Cup  chest, her hair is a naturally black and dark emo and despite being 15 she has no sign of acne or any facial flaws, she's 4'18 and has long scars across her arms from where she self harms because she's bullied for not being bootiful, she wears a leather black skirt with fishnet stockings and wears long sleeved hoodies and has a magical tattoo of angel wings on her back that she was born with.

Gary's eighteen inch  dinglehopper broke through Mary's uterus as he [the author] into her [is uncomfortable] and yell "[writing this bit and wants eye bleach]"

Gary poked Luke, instantly killing him and breaking all the bones in his body.

Giving the examples in bold made me cringe, but I must wade through the murky mess of rps to give you stupid book updates...
So let's talk about
A N A T O MY
I don't expect any of you to know the difference between metatarsals and  metacarpals,
but, I had hopes that you would understand that basics and know
WHAT IS BLOODY PLAUSIBLE AND FRIGGIN IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Unless your oc is an alien/creature/non human, there are things the human body just isn't capable of !
No, the human body can not produce bright coloured blue hair!
Human Keratin doesn't exist in Pantone #172ed2!
The only way you can get that hue is by some kind of genetic engineering that doesn't exist yet, or out of a bloody bottle!!!!!
I have already talked about um, male and um... female..... things and without surgery, they just can't be that...um....
you get the idea!
Also what is this trend of male...things.... penetrating the uterus!!!!
DID NONE OF YOU TWEENS PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS?!?!

SEE?!?!? A MAN'S...THINGY SHOULDN'T BE CASUALLY SLIDING IN AND OUT OF LE CERVIX, IT DOES HAPPEN (in rare cases) BUT IT ISNT JUST A KINKY PART OF VERTICAL SKIING, ITS VERY PAINFUL!
AND WHO THE FUDGE STARTED THIS "HIS C**** BROKE THROUGH HER UTERUS"
FIRSTLY
HOW LONG IS HIS ROOSTER!?!?
SECONDLY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A WOMEN SUFFERS A UTERINE RUPTURE?!
WHEN THE WALL OF LE UTERUS IS TORN (usually it appears around the scar of a previous C-section)
IT CAN CAUSE EXCESSIVE BLEEDING, HAEMORRHAGES, AND EXTREME PAIN!
Usually this occurs during pregnancy/Labour and it the baby isn't removed quick enough it can die due to lack of oxygen.
Now imagine this happening during ting tang walla walla bing bang time, No doctors on hand, just an about to release male who's ripped through the gal's uterus.
Let's just say, it would be a messy painful blood soaked cleanup.
And she'd need to be rushed  to hospital.
Asap.
Not just lie there in the heat of a post friggle fraggle pleasure and take a nap.

sorry this turned into a very shouty anatomy lesson  but it really gets my goats when people just mess up on even the most basic of stuff!

A woman's waist isn't naturally going to be 3 friggin inches!
Unless the girl has been wearing the most constrictive corset since the day of her birth,  then had surgery, and had  all her lower ribs removed, there is no way it would be possible!

No one,  I mean no one, has ever been born with a mysterious but well defined tattoo like birthmark!
Birth marks are blobby!
You don't get a clear pair of wings with tiny feather details, the best you could hope for is two blobby shapes that at a distant resemble a winglike pattern!!!!!!!!

Heterochromia does exist, it's rare but can happen.
Does it appear in purple?
No.
Bright Fluorescent Orange?
no.
Magen—
No.
But surely it comes in fuchsi—
n o.
Okay, but here me out, pure white with glittery blood red spot—
NO!

UNDERFLIPPINSTOOD?!?!?!?

GOOD!

Sorry this chapter is ridiculously long, but I really, really, really really hate it when people do this kind of thing!!!!!
The example made me want to burn my eyes, but it's barely an exaggeration.....