I travelled the world and the seven seas

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(@youwhenyoudonthavewifi ?)
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Hey where are you?//
((rather then check your profile and see you said something about being offline, I'm going to spam you))
In the Modern Era, Wifi is more important to some then life itself.
Often when we are forced to traverse the outside world, we must journey far away from our internet connections in cars, trains, or on foot, making impossible to check all notifications, unless you have a good data plan.
In many cases you alert your followers to your online absence, leaving a book update or message board....message.
Sadly the majority of the human species are seemingly lacking in common sense,
and fail to notice the litany of literature explaining the outrageous absence.
Instead they spam you and scream like a banshee after stepping on a lego, and after the return of the prodigal user, don't even bother to apologise.

 Instead they spam you and scream like a banshee after stepping on a lego, and after the return of the prodigal user, don't even bother to apologise

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