Vampire Lover (Royed)

Vampires

''Toto... I don't think that... We're in Kansas anymore...''
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''I know he's here, where is he.'' The blonde almost demanded looking at Riza who was surprised, ''Ah... This is why I warned him...'' Riza said to herself with a heavy sigh, seeing the younger brother peek out from the door, ''I'm really, really sorry... He just had to know where you lived...'' Al said apologetically before mouthing 'Where is he?' and Riza mouthing back, 'Hiding. Hopefully...' She said turning to Edward who looked at her again. ''Edward... Let me get dressed, yeah? Than we'll talk.'' Riza said crossing her arms making her breasts pop out again seeing Edward make a face but blush, ''Or at least let me put something over this, cause I seem to be distracting you boys.'' She said noticing the brothers look away from her, gesturing them to go in, immediately hearing Hayate bark, ''Hayate down.'' She said with the small dog obeying and sitting in his bed in silence and curiosity at the Elric brothers. ''Edward, I don't know what brings the sudden visit, but it must be something important, right?'' Riza asked grabbing her loose blonde hair in a bun, walking towards her room glancing around not seeing sight of Roy heaving a sigh in relief when hearing Edward speak, ''You know why I'm here, you know about him too don't you?'' He asked making Riza turn to him with a serious look in her brown eyes, ''You know that Roy is a-''. ''A vampire?'' Riza said simply with a serious expression, ''Vampire is such an insult... I prefer the term 'Day Walker.' A voice said making Edward turn almost immedielty to see the raven haired male behind him with a grin, ''Why you!'' Edward started raising a fist up, but jumped up when Roy moved faster than he could see him turning around to see him behind Riza pulling her hair pin to let her blonde hair loose and fall on her shoulders again. Riza only sighed crossing her arms at what Roy did, seeing the angered flustered expression in Edward's golden eyes, ''A fucking day walker... That explains everything about you...'' He said looking at Roy who glanced away in content, ''This is why I asked you what was so great about being human Riza.'' Roy asked before looking at Edward with a serious expression, ''Yes I am. What more proof could you possibly need?'' Roy asked with a raised brow. ''I don't want any more fucking proof! I just want to know why out of all people you picked me?!'', ''I didn't see you complain once about last night Mr. Scars on your wrist.'' Roy shot back with a grin showing his fangs on purpose licking them teasingly making Edward blush, but get angered at the mention of his wrists, ''I'm going to kill you!'' He said with Roy seeing Edward ready to lunge at him, ''I wouldn't do that if I were you Edward...'' Roy warned. The moment Edward lunged for the raven haired male, Roy had moved from behind Riza who had tried moving from between them only to have Edward fall on top of her, making Al flinch and react when seeing the new scene, Riza who had hit her head when she fell back made a face in pain feeling Edward's leg on the inside of her thighs lifting her black camisole up exposing her thighs, feeling the blonde's face in between her breasts, along with Edward's hand accidentally squeezing her right breast making her sigh and blush slightly. ''I warned you Pipsqueak...'' Roy said making Al jump up since Roy appeared out of nowhere next to him, ''Roy Mustang. I warned you about your careless behavior... And Edward... You're heavy...'' Riza said making a face with Edward getting off her red in the face and embarrassed  sitting on the floor next to his brother, moving his around nervously, ''I-I-I-I-I... I didn't mean to! I am so sorry!'' He said with Riza sighing and sitting up with a sigh massaging her head, ''It's alright Edward... You didn't mean to...''. ''I'm sorry Hawkeye... I been nothing but stepping out of line with you today.'' Roy said suddenly feeling bad for involving his caretaker in his personal affairs helping the blonde up and fixing her black camisole dress, seeing Riza glance up to him with a glare in her brown eyes, ''You stay still and behave yourself, while I change and explain everything to Edward and Al or else...Got that?'', ''Yes Ma'am...'' Roy said with a nervous smile. ''So...'', ''Just what Alphonse told you Edward, Roy is a day walker.'' Riza said dressed in sweats and a black tank top with her hair still down holding her small dog in her arms in the kitchen with Roy sitting right next to her with his face on the table, and the brothers across from them, ''So I was right this whole time...'' Al said quietly seeing Riza nod, ''You knew, and you still let him come after me?... Why?...'' Edward asked seeing Roy look up at him. ''Because that's what he has to do to survive.'' Riza said simply, ''But you're his caretaker...'', ''Sorry, I can control him, but I can't control his appetite or his choice on who he picks.'' She added looking over to Edward who just made a face, ''Look, whatever he did to you last night, I apologize on his half.'' She said with a sigh, ''Why my brother...'' Al asked loking over to Roy who looked blanked out and bored opening his mouth to speak up. ''Because he's fresh meat. If you will, a virgin.'' Riza said coldly and bluntly with a smile making Edward pale up at how savage Riza was, ''Yeah, what she said.'' Roy added in casually sitting up, ''You should know vampires love virgins.'' Riza said to Al with her oddly terrifying smile making Al chuckle nervously, ''Hah... I did forget to mention that to Brother...'', ''Are you fucking kidding me Alphonse?...'', ''Hahaha... Whoops...''. ''Ah, this is no fun anymore.'' Roy complained with a stretch making a face, ''I can't mess around with Edward anymore.'', ''Isn't that what you were doing in the first place Mr. Needy Hornball.'' Riza said making Roy pause and his dark eyes widen at what she said getting lighty flustered, ''Tch... You would go there...'' Roy said making a face despite his blush, ''You're certainly not holding back your tongue today Riza.''. ''Not one bit.'' The female blonde huffed petting Hayate who was fast asleep on her lap, '' Okay, so is no one concerned about a fucking vampire that wants to bite me?!'', ''He's your problem now, learn how to deal with him like I have.'' Riza said with a serious expression getting up and walking off, ''Oh, just a side note... Vampires only kiss you if they like you, so good luck to you... Cause you'll be needing it.'' She said as she left to her room. ''I would help you Brother but... I choose life...'' Al said with a nervous smile, when seeing Roy smile at him with a gleam in his dark eyes and his fangs peeking out, ''I honestly choose life...'', ''Great, just great, now I have to deal with the undead on my ass...'' Edward said with a done expression on his face looking over to Roy who just smiled at him, ''Don't you just love rude awakenings Edward?~''.