"Kordy was in the hospital since she was sick and everyone thought she died except Sterielle, who was also planning something private with them. Little did they know it was only a summer cold.."
"The next day.."
Kordy: *Wakes up* Where am I? *Looks around and sees a sign* (IT'S THE BEGINNING OF MY FUNERAL?!)
Sterielle: (Hehe, revenge for destroying my piece of art!) *Giggles silently evil*
Kordy: (You planned all of this!!)
Stick Kiki: Thank you everyone for coming here for today. She must be very happy in heaven now.
Standrew: So please, send her off with a smile. *Wipes a tear off*
Kordy: *Struggles to free herself but the coffin was sound-proof and was so tight* You're all sending me to hell!!!!!
Stick Miki: So, before we bury her, please say your words for her before we send her off.
Kordy: Wait, bury me! How much are you guys trying to kill me in this coffin!!
Sterielle: *Walks up to Kordy's coffin while giggling silently with a rose in her hand*
Kordy: Why the fuck did you do this to me!
Sterielle: Please, if they're love for you is real, use it heaven. *Walks away and leaves the rose on her coffin*
Kordy: You all are sending me to hell you bitch!
Sterielle: *Whispers in Stick Kiki's ear*
Stick Kiki: I'm sorry. We don't have much time. So everyone gather in a line and say your words for her as she passes on the (I forgot what you call it).
Kordy: What kind of funeral is that?!
Stashley: This thing will lead her straight to the cemetary.
Kordy: You guys should STFU! *Coffin starts moving*
Stick James: Kordy I.. *Coffin passes by* Wait! I wasn't done!
Sticorey: You're saying your.. *Coffin passes by*
Stagar: You guys forgot to place your roses! Give them to me! *Gets the roses and runs after the coffin* Kordy! Have fun in heaven! *Places the rose but they went through the glass and stood on her eyes*
Kordy: What the fuck!
Stagar: Stickhan! Can you please fix the roses for Kordy!
Stickhan: *Jumps on the coffin and tries to get the roses but she ended up making Kordy sit on it*Oh no.. *Places the roses on the coffin and tries to get Kordy back in position* It won't budge!
Kordy: (It!?)
Stomar: Here! *With Stagar, and Stagon carrying a huge rock and passes it to Stickhan*
Stickhan: *Grabs the rock and places it on Kordy's face* Thank you! *Jumps off*
Kordy: I can't breathe! This turned out to be my funeral after all!! *Coffin is near the cemetary*
Stick Dan and Brian: *Carrying a giant boulder* We won't make it in time to bury her with this boulder!
Kordy: Fuck both of you! You're both trying to kill me and yet try to send me off to heaven but hell!
Stick Puretty: What are you guys doing?
Kordy: Yes! Puretty is her to stop them.
Stick Puretty: Why didn't you ask me for help? *Helps carry the boulder* You guys are so kind to help send her off.
Kordy: To God's fucking hell!
*Stick Puretty, Dan and Brian accidentally dropped it and it goes rolling down the hill*
Stick Jorge: Oh no!
Kordy: Thank God! Without that boulder, I'll still live!
Stick Jorge and Sthomas: *Helps stop the boulder from rolling* We can't do anything but watch! We have to help somehow!
Kordy: Yeah right you morons! How is this suppose to help me go to heaven!
Stucker: Let's roll! *Pushes the boulder*
Kordy: Why the fuck are you all trying to kill me! Why did Sterielle do this? *Finds a note*
Dear Kordy,
You must be wondering why you are in this coffin. For destroying my computer, I had no choice but to get revenge by giving you a funeral. Hope you like it! It's airconditioned in the coffin. A good consideration from me! Enjoy your funeral!
Your sister,
Sterielle_______
Kordy: It's because your drawings were terrible like Mii's!
Everyone: *Throws the boulder onto the coffin*
Kordy: I'm dead! *Cries softly*
Yun-Yun: *Cuts the boulder in half* Their's one last thing I haven't said to her in farewell.
Kordy: Yun-Yun..
Yun-Yun: You forgot your umbrella I never returned. *Places the umbrella on her coffin and removes the rock that covered her face* You'll need it in heaven right?
Kordy/Yun-Yun: Sorry..
Everyone: Wait a minute!
Stick Kiki: Did she just say sorry?!
Kordy: (Shit! I said that outloud!)
Yun-Yun: What no! *Kicks the coffin and keeps smashing her face with the boulder*
Mii: So she's alive?!
Yun-Yun: Uh, yes?
Everyone: I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED NOW!!! *Runs after Yun-Yun and Kordy*
Sterielle: Revenge has been completed.
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