[Two Sticks are drunk in the middle of a field, with vodka bottles, at midnight].
Stick1: ...... Uhhhh
Stick2: What now burh? *Drinks*
Stick1: Idk bor..
(....)
Stick1: What have you been up to lately?
Stick2: Oh um.. Me and my wife are getting a divorce..
Stick1: ShIte talk, seRiUsly?
Stick2: Yeah... All my financial problems caused her.. *Hiccup* To cheat on me... *Sniff*
Stick1: Dam, that BS mahn.. *Drinks*
Stick2: Yeah..
Stick1: But you know.. *Scoots closer*
Stick2: *Blushes* What- *Hiccup* Are you doing??
Stick1: I know who *Hiccup* would be better for you... ;]
They lean in to kiss until suddenly.. Thump!
(Play theme-)
Stick1&Stick2: *Accidentally kisses dizzy 🅱️iggg Blue that had landed between them*
Big Blue: Wtf-
Blue: Boss! INCOMING!! *Gets punched by StickMatt*
Stedro: *Prepares his special attacc*
Big Blue: Oh--holy shite-- *Starts to bacc away*
Stick2: *Grabs hold of Big Blue* Look!! I shooting star-
Stedro: *Blasts the area, sending Big Blue flying*
And big blue is blasting off again~
Standrew: Cmon, he'll get away!
[The two stick people that have been... What was the word? Sigged? Nah, Burned by Stedro's blast are left in the field]
Stick1: .......
Stick2: Do ya still have that water bottle? *Hiccup*
Stick1: Just one...
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Slush Fighter's Random..
HumorHahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you'r...
