Mii: Ugh, why me? We are back to the show! We have two-
Kordy: Three.. *Eats popcorn*
Mii: Two! Two players in the game. We have Stagon and Sterielle-
Kordy: And me..
Mii: Would you shut up! Anyway, we have Sterielle and Stagon fighting for this cooki- *Drops the microphine and puts his head on the table* Why am I doing this?
Kordy: Cause the creator wants you to.
Mii: If you don't shut up, I will kill you.
Kordy: Maybe..
Stagon: Give me that cookie!!
Sterielle: Never!
Stagon: Dragons! *Dragons surround Sterielle* Give me the cookie or else.
Sterielle: Like if! *Gets bubbled by water/Rika* Come at me!
Stagon: Dragons! Fire! *Dragons breathe fire at Sterielle*
Sterielle: That doesn't do any shit! *Runs over Stagon with Rika*
Stagon: Ow, tha- *Sees the dragons are running after her* Wai- *Gets stepped on by dragons*
Rika: Did we lose her?
Sterielle: Maybe not them! Go faster!
Kordy: Oh, how will Sterielle ge-
Mii: Hey! That's my job!
Kordy: Oh, here. *Gives Mii the microphone*
Mii: Tha- *Puts his head on the table* What am I doing with my life?
Sterielle: I will never give you this cookie!
Stagon: You almost killed my dragons! And that cookie can pay your debt.
Sterielle: I am never going to do that!
Stagon: Oh re- *Hits the branch which makes her hit Sterielle's back*
Sterielle: *The cookie flies out of Sterielle's hand* Oh no!
Kordy: *Catches it* And I'm victorious, again.
Mii: Wow, unexpected.
Stagon: Give me that cookie!
Kordy: Ahh! *Drops the cookie and it accidentally broke into pieces*
*Sad music is played in the background*
Stagon: NOOOOO!!!!
Mii: Well, that means no one wins. I'm leaving. *Leaves*
Kordy: Uh, sorry?
Stagon: You're going to behind bars in my dimension ya little bitch!! D,:< *Chases Kordy* FOR THE COOKIE!!!!!!
Kordy: You can never put me in jail! Hahaha!
Sterielle: Jeez, it's just a cookie. *Brings out a pack of cookies*
Kordy: Wait! Look! Sterielle has more!
Stagon: Give me those cookies Sterielle! *Flies after Sterielle*
Sterielle: *Runs away* Hey! I got these cookies from the store fair and square if I don't get that one! Leave me and my cookies alone!!!!
(To be continued..)
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HumorHahahaahahaAhaAAHa.. Kill me ....Whut? I was bored. Main inspiration was from AWolfsJourney Also, I might not be posting anymore because.. Highschool. But that won't stop me! Also, Slush Invaders belongs to Guildedguy, aka Michael Moy, and if you'r...