(This is gonna be weird...)
One day, Wolfgirl brought a 34+ Anime Movie to the library..
Cherielle: YOU BROUGHT WHAT?!?!! We're gonna watch an Anime that is 34+?
Wolfgirl: Please, we are at the library. Don't say it aloud please..
Yuri: Wolf, you idiot. We can't watch an anime that's 34+!
Wolfgirl: I SAID!! YURI!! DON'T SAY IT ALOUD!!!!! *Inhales and looks at her with darkness in her eyes* You uncultured swine..
Yuri: *Stares at her blankly* -_- *Inhales* The size of your brain must be so small for you to say that to me. We can't watch a 34+ Anime movie! We are all below 22! If we get caught, we would get kicked out of the library, then what huh? Where would the Anime club go?!!!?!
Wolfgirl: Well we aren't going back to any of those places we went before.
Yuri: We can never go back to those places.
Wolfgirl: And we aren't gonna get kicked out of here!! I know it took us a long yime to get the sweetspot in the library. I ain't gonna fuck that up guys! But... *Evil smile* I'm also not gonna let this movie go unnoticed by the anime club.
Yuri: *Facepalms*
Wolfgirl: AHA!!! *Shows them the movie*
Cherielle: Woah! *Eyes sparkle*
Yuri: Holy shit!
Wolfgirl: This movie just got a pro dubbed job and was released at Europe. They say it's too hardcore for an American release, but they missed the beautiful story underneath it all, and so they just labelled it as 34+!
Yuri: *Facepalms*
Japan: *From Hetalia* Uh, we don't have a VCR Wolf.
Wolfgirl: Well, good thing I also bought the digital copy of the movie!
Yuri: What? Why would you buy two copies of the same movie?
Wolfgirl: *Stares at Yuri* Once again Yuri, I fail to comprehend why would you ask such a stupid question. Now get the projector ready!
Japan: *Places the disk in his laptop*
Yuri: *Powers the projector and grumbles*
As the movie starts, everyone sits in their places, but suddenly the movie glitches and turns off the projector.
Wolfgirl: It stopped? What? Is the movie file messed up?
Yuri: Thank God...
Wolfgirl: *Stands up* What's going on here?! Japan, are you su-
*The projector turns on and shows a program saying 'GetTrolled E.X.E'*
Yuri: Woah! It's a virus!!
Wolfgirl: Huh?! Oh no!!
Suddenly, the program started deleting all the anime
Japan: *Stands up and screams to the heavens* NOOOO!!!! *Kneels* MY ANIME!!!!
Yuri: What the fuck Wolf!? *Shoves Wolfgirl* WHERE THE HELL DID YOU BUY AN INFECTED BOOTLEG?!
Wolfgirl: From what I thought was a trusted vendor. *Japan's screaming in the background* And I share Japan's pain in knowing that long-time import vendors can no longer be trusted.
Yuri: You share his pain? You... DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
Wolfgirl: *Grumbles* You've been unhelpful this entire time Yuri! So, if there is anything you wanna say, I suggest you get it out now!
Yuri: Oh, yeah! Here's something I wanna get off my chest! I think you shouldn't be the leader of the Anime Clu-
Wolfgirl: *Punches Yuri*
Yuri: Oh.. *Rubs her cheek* You fucker..
Wolfgirl: You are the only fucker in this scenerio Yuri!
Yuri: *Punches Wolfgirl into the projector*
Wolfgirl: *Bleeding and growling* You bitch! Take that! *Punches Yuri*
Cherielle: A.. 1 milisecond Anime movie.. *Stands up with sparkling eyes* I LOVE ANIME!!! YEAH!!!
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Credits
Story by:
Kordillera18
Characters:
Japan
Yuri
Wolfgirl
Cherielle
Special Thx to:
Mini Fire2o1
And others who I forgotten (I'm too lazy to place them all in)
Thx you all for all the 200 followers!! :3
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